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It seems most days, I live on another Planet
Reality sucks...I reckon you can jam it !!!!
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Our little town Boort, relies on the lake
The amount of water will make or break
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Do you know of my greatest fear?
Going a day...no contact here
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In April this year my life was changed
My lifestyle now, would be rearranged
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Came to me a flee bitten pup
Home I took you and cleaned you up
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Each day goes by...you're still not there
Surely you know how much I care
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When to the loo you go to "sit and think". Such a relief you get from a shit that stinks.
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For me a wedding ring brought tears and fears.
A battered wife I was for many years.
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I am a Canape, but don't you get confused.
A cross between canine and ape...we've been fused.
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We don't need to leave our desk to travel far and wide
A bargain found on eBay, or an Internet bride
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YoursTrulyJulie I'm known as on AP.
Obviously my name's Julie...plain to see.
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I'm so cute; you must agree.
Won't you please please play with me?
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Just who do you think you are
Emulating me ...ha, ha
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We're magic mushies; livin' in the forests. We're many colours and not found in florests.
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I have a special place; where I go for peace
Where all the worries of the world will just cease
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I'd like to be an elephant; in your AP zoo.
Proud; strong and gentle; I'd look after them all for you.
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The sun shines out of our cat's butt.
She didn't like her new hair cut.
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I live in a little town; it's name is Boort.
It's very dry and hardship the drought has brought.
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I wonder what Geronimo would think, if he were alive today?
If his spirit were to be joined by the Founding Fathers of his day
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"Geeeez...I hope I get fries with this...I'm starving!
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The telephone was ringing...woke me from my dream.
"We need you to come in please; the work load's extreme".
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So your birthday's coming...you'll be eight Oh how awesome; won't it be just great
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I hate housework full stop.
Not often do I mop.
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The other day; a funny thing I saw So funny; I let out a loud guffaw
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Look at these boxes all stuck on the hill.
Sure makes me glad I don't live in Brazil.
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The lass in this tale is a floozy.
The sight of her makes men feel woozy.
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