Poems by WelshDragon, by newest first

• Missing

  I'm rather thin and oddly shaped
  No standard form for me
  I'm partly curved and partly square

  by WelshDragon 52 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 24 2:30 PM 2008. In Humor, Childrens
• The Private Eye

  His deadpan eyes refused to share,
  the agonies of my despair
  My soul to bare

  by WelshDragon 86 lines, 8 comments, on Feb 24 12:00 PM 2008. In Monotetra, Sad
• My Day at the Zoo (Monotetra)

  And then that 'friendly' Giant Sloth
  I thought you'd gained an ugly growth
  A Vicar would have wed you both

  by WelshDragon 62 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 2 5:03 PM 2008. In Humor, Monotetra
• You Didn't Get My Christmas Card ?

  I bought a giant Ostrich
  He'd scoff them up, I thought
  

  by WelshDragon 108 lines, 16 comments, on Dec 28 3:32 PM 2007. In Humor, collab
• ZZZzzzzZZzzzzz

  Don't you think that I should know ?
  I listen every night
  

  by WelshDragon 27 lines, 27 comments, on Nov 29 2:00 AM 2007. In Humor
• My Contumacious Camera

  But pictures of my aunty Jane
  Just showed the 'naughty' bits
  

  by WelshDragon 72 lines, 16 comments, on Nov 28 3:39 PM 2007. In Humor, Childrens
• Wibbol

  They may like trees, they may like holes
  They may live underground like moles
  

  by WelshDragon 34 lines, 22 comments, on Nov 18 7:33 AM 2007. In Humor, Childrens
• "Spaghetti Western" Monotetra style

  The hangman's noose had just one role,
  as panic gripped my stricken soul
  

  by WelshDragon 87 lines, 31 comments, on Nov 3 6:20 PM 2007. In monotetra
• Crawshay's Jumpers

  Her secret's in the force she knits
  The expertise she brings…
  The strength in Crawshay's needles, mean,

  by WelshDragon 61 lines, 12 comments, on Oct 2 6:33 PM 2007. In Humor, Childrens
• DashyRushyFly

  My name is DashyRushyFly
  I'm always in a hurry
  

  by WelshDragon 48 lines, 24 comments, on Sep 19 4:58 PM 2007. In Childrens, Humor
• Macho Mosquito

  He snacks on fresh donkeys
  Washed down with a lake
  

  by WelshDragon 64 lines, 21 comments, on Sep 6 5:29 PM 2007. In Humor, Childrens
• Slain

  The moonlight danced amongst the trees
  As fading birdsong skimmed the breeze
  

  by WelshDragon 80 lines, 25 comments, on Jul 31 3:34 PM 2007. In Monotetra, Fantasy
• a MUSE ing GALFALFA.

  Galfalfa, Galfalfa, the girl with the giggle
  Her muse has now gone, with a hop and a wiggle

  by WelshDragon 30 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 5 3:44 PM 2007. In Humor
• Rubber Chickens Ate My Bed

  I tried to feed them rubber seeds,
  but rubber seeds just ain't their feed
  

  by WelshDragon 44 lines, 14 comments, on Apr 28 6:47 AM 2007. In Galfalfa, Humor
• Wilhelmina

  A poet, photographer, songstress and wit
  Looks of a film star, with figure to fit
  

  by WelshDragon 29 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 24 4:00 PM 2007. In Galfalfa, Personal
• A Sinner's Funeral

  by WelshDragon 0 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 15 5:06 PM 2007. In Dark, Life, Adult
• Satan's Finest Hour ?

  by WelshDragon 60 lines, 12 comments, on Apr 3 2:48 PM 2007. In Adult, Dark, Weird, Monotetra
• Planet 'Sleepy Dust'

  and clouds are made of cream
  Where butterflies have golden wings
  and traffic lights are green

  by WelshDragon 0 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 24 12:40 PM 2007. In Childrens, Fantasy, Fun
• The "Excuse Machine"

  Take her out to dinner
  And buy the best champagne
  then flash the fancy jewellery

  by WelshDragon 65 lines, 14 comments, on Feb 27 3:16 PM 2007. In Humor, Life
• The WelterWeight Worm

  I beat Joe 'Flatworm' Frasier,
  in two, three minute rounds
  And Sugar 'Lugworm' Leonard ?

  by WelshDragon 79 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 25 9:38 AM 2007. In Humor, Childrens
• "My Bath-Plug Done Left Me" Blues

  My broken toenails even tried,
  but could not stem the bathtub tide
  Soap suds hardly wet the base

  by WelshDragon 1 lines, 12 comments, on Feb 18 2:15 PM 2007. In Childrens, Humor
• Ode to Obo

  He wears these crazy slippers
  He named them 'Left' & 'Right'
  And when he starts to dance in them

  by WelshDragon 46 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 15 4:01 PM 2007. In Childrens, Humor
• Hickerbread and Chobe !

  So Mamsifract with hickerbread
  Beflizzed the worminous Tobes
  A magic spell of grizz and gred

  by WelshDragon 39 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 6 2:49 PM 2007. In Childrens, Nonsense
• Watchamacallums

  Two of them lived 'neath my bed
  Till four moved back again
  

  by WelshDragon 38 lines, 20 comments, on Dec 31 7:58 AM 2006. In Childrens, Humor, Nonsense
• Rugged Rattlesnake

  I hang-glide off 'The Keys'
  I only play beach volleyball
  In thirty five degrees

  by WelshDragon 38 lines, 16 comments, on Dec 28 2:36 PM 2006. In Childrens, Humor
• I Had To Call Tonight

  by WelshDragon 38 lines, 21 comments, on Dec 27 3:14 PM 2006. In Dark, Adult, Sad, Weird
• My Heavenly Vacation

  A gathering of Fairies, had calmly floated by
  They beckoned me with open arms, and whispered, "Don't be shy"
  

  by WelshDragon 50 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 27 8:29 AM 2006. In Spiritual, Sad, Abstract, Childrens
• Atomic Armageddon (The Ultimate Deterrent)

  No future war would this surmount
  For no-one's left to take account
  As endless victim's bodies mount

  by WelshDragon 52 lines, 18 comments, on Dec 17 1:41 PM 2006. In War, Monotetra
• ~Hairy String~

  And all the kids are there
  Pulling at my knotty string
  Unravelling my hair

  by WelshDragon 28 lines, 11 comments, on Dec 12 5:23 PM 2006. In Humor, Childrens
• Mummy Said...

  The grass is green? Now why is that?
  There's something wrong I know
  Mummy said at Christmas time

  by WelshDragon 34 lines, 14 comments, on Dec 5 9:42 AM 2006. In Childrens, Humor
• My 'Monstrous' Neighbours

  Her brother likes to comb his face, his mother doesn't care
  As long as he shampoos it well, she says it shouldn't scare

  by WelshDragon 63 lines, 13 comments, on Nov 29 6:15 PM 2006
• The Streptococcus Song

  I want a Streptococcus germ for Christmas
  Only a Streptococcus germ will do

  by WelshDragon 55 lines, 43 comments, on Nov 29 8:52 AM 2006. In Childrens, Humor, Audio
• Christmas Snowman

  I stand out in the garden, all crisp and fresh and clean
  I have the biggest snowman's smile,the best you've ever seen

  by WelshDragon 50 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 25 11:55 AM 2006. In Childrens
• When Cherubs Earn Their Heav'nly Wings

  And once adorned in purest light
  They take to their most joyful flight

  by WelshDragon 46 lines, 11 comments, on Nov 22 9:52 AM 2006. In Childrens, Spiritual, Monotetra
• Santa's Martian Friends

  "Santa is ill, he's caught a cold
  We're helping him out today

  by WelshDragon 51 lines, 5 comments, on Nov 15 2:36 PM 2006. In Humor, Childrens

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