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Poems by TheThinker, by newest first

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  • The New Me
    He pursued me till I felt the need
    To meet with him and do the deed
    by TheThinker 23 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 31 10:07 AM 2007
  • Thank God its Over
    Christmas time has gone again
    I hate it with my heart
    by TheThinker 23 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 2 4:22 PM 2007. In Humor, Society
  • Seasons over
    So I sucked um up the Hoover, a good idea I thought
    But the dust bag burst completely, and still those maggots fought
    by TheThinker 28 lines, 6 comments, on Oct 22 3:16 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Bingo Lingo
    I’ve decided to try out the bingo
    My Gran’s gonna teach me the lingo
    by TheThinker 30 lines, 10 comments, on Jun 6 3:03 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Get out of my Face
    But I sure as hell just wish
    They would get out of my face!
    by TheThinker 32 lines, 6 comments, on May 30 5:32 PM 2006. In Humor
  • My kids are killing me!!
    Ones got a boyfriend, the others gone green
    Hubby has gone, where he can’t be seen
    by TheThinker 4 lines, 13 comments, on May 23 5:11 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Domesticated Superman
    He can iron a shirt easily
    And hoovers all the muck
    by TheThinker 33 lines, 11 comments, on May 14 7:09 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Dancing Through Life
    Dancing naked in the park
    Thats what I do when it gets dark
    by TheThinker 19 lines, 5 comments, on May 14 6:31 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Mr Right
    Don’t forget the obvious check
    To make sure his wallet is full
    by TheThinker 39 lines, 8 comments, on May 14 1:02 PM 2006. In Dark
  • I am not God!
    I am not Jesus Christ!
    Stop calling me your honey!
    by TheThinker 23 lines, 10 comments, on May 7 3:44 PM 2006. In Humor
  • FLU? Whats that!
    Nobody will notice an odd stray snot
    Shake them hips with all you’ve got
    by TheThinker 23 lines, 14 comments, on Apr 29 4:03 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Annie's Holiday
    Armed with her mini Ipod
    And the Daily Mail crossword
    by TheThinker 45 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 29 2:59 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Society Hostess
    But an appointment with my therapist
    Means I just don’t have the time!
    by TheThinker 22 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 17 9:02 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Laughing Stock
    Contain myself I could no more
    And I made a puddle on the floor!
    by TheThinker 21 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 17 8:21 AM 2006. In Humor
  • A Few Small Rules My Darling
    Its so amazing, I am in tears
    He wants to marry me
    by TheThinker 39 lines, 10 comments, on Apr 17 5:46 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Exorcism of my Ex Husband
    Stop trying to change the inside of me
    I’m doing the best that I can
    by TheThinker 29 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 16 6:05 PM 2006. In Personal
  • Whoops!
    Standing proud beside the bar
    I could feel his sexy eyes
    by TheThinker 34 lines, 37 comments, on Mar 31 5:34 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Rich Pickings
    At ninety one he thought himself fit
    Decked out to thie nines in all the right kit
    by TheThinker 19 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 30 3:03 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Hello Life
    I’ve done my time, paid the price
    And resigned from being a wife
    by TheThinker 25 lines, 15 comments, on Mar 22 12:03 PM 2006. In Other, Humor
  • Resisting Temptation yum!
    The world fell on my head todayThat’s what it felt like anyway!So I feel like a load of treatsAm going to settle for a box of sweets
    Oran
    by TheThinker 20 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 10 2:02 PM 2006. In Humor
  • This Cat and Mouse Life!
    Precociously stalking for the kill
    Tentative steps taken at will
    by TheThinker 24 lines, 23 comments, on Mar 8 4:45 PM 2006. In Nature
  • A Rough History of the World
    They fondled in the garden
    And frolicked in the sedge
    by TheThinker 28 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 27 10:48 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Little White Van Man
    Screaching along on the motorway
    This pathetic little man
    by TheThinker 17 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 22 3:35 PM 2006. In Society
  • Whoops.. the Halo Slipped
    She acquired a pair of roller blades
    And mastered it quite well
    by TheThinker 40 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 22 11:35 AM 2006. In Humor
  • Just Chillin!
    Belly laugh like you know you should
    I'm telling you, you will feel good
    by TheThinker 24 lines, 14 comments, on Feb 19 4:34 PM 2006. In Other
  • Wendy is the Name!
    As I remember in that film
    The canine was called Nana
    by TheThinker 17 lines, 13 comments, on Feb 15 5:24 PM 2006. In Humor
  • It's The Brains Fault!
    Then my mouth jumps into gear
    And words just seem to spew!
    by TheThinker 26 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 15 3:40 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Grandma Vickie
    Kennedy Brooke all safe and sound
    A granddaughter for Vickie J
    by TheThinker 23 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 9 4:23 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Afternoon Delight
    Think it was a bonus
    To have an orgasm on the floor
    by TheThinker 30 lines, 27 comments, on Feb 6 5:26 PM 2006. In Adult humor
  • Little Runt
    All I want is love, perhaps a comfy home
    But I’m destined to be here, living all alone
    by TheThinker 29 lines, 26 comments, on Feb 2 8:48 AM 2006. In Humor, Childrens
  • Bessie my Truck
    But how could I leave Bessie out here alone?
    She’s my baby and to thieves she is prone
    by TheThinker 46 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 31 3:59 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Granny's Boyfriend
    I have no heart to tell her
    She is past her best
    by TheThinker 37 lines, 27 comments, on Jan 27 2:00 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Lets Start Again
    There was no doubt in my mind
    The decision had been made
    by TheThinker 137 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 26 2:58 PM 2006. In Society
  • Follow my Rules!
    No you can’t opt out on that
    These rules aint up for revision
    by TheThinker 30 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 22 5:04 PM 2006. In Humor
  • Perfection Cream
    So step on up and buy perfection
    And relish in your own reflection
    by TheThinker 19 lines, 16 comments, on Jan 22 4:51 AM 2006. In Humor
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