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Poems by Quantum-suff, by newest first

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  • Seeya Kev.
    Sorry Mr Kevin I ain't been round of late,
    been very, very busy doing homework, mate.
    by Quantum-suff 5 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 6 3:29 AM
  • Mucous Gratious
    I was born at an early age, two or three I think,
    all I did at that age was dribble and make a stink.
    by Quantum-suff 21 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 20 9:19 AM
  • [ My age is a secret please do not ask, ]
    My age is a secret please do not ask,
    another year has just flown past,
    by Quantum-suff 13 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 4 12:54 PM
  • Stitch in Time.
    T'was Christmas day in the flop house,
    fleas and bugs had started to bite,
    by Quantum-suff 33 lines, 1 comment, on Dec 20 9:25 AM 2008. In Love
  • Chris in OZ
    Boxing day in the outback
    Christmas day nearly forgotten,
    by Quantum-suff 184 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 29 3:47 AM 2008
  • No can tan.
    Thought I'd take a flight to where the sun was bright,
    stretched out on the beach the thing to do,
    by Quantum-suff 21 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 8 2:28 AM 2008
  • My worst Holiday.
    I thought I'd take a trip to the seaside for a dip,
    in the foaming sea that was so wet and chilly,
    by Quantum-suff 19 lines, on Sep 6 12:47 PM 2008
  • Turkish Delight
    The Sultana cried out. "Dear husband,
    I am fed up with raisin your sons,
    by Quantum-suff 12 lines, 3 comments, on Sep 1 9:53 AM 2008
  • De-composing?
    Composing a poem is not an easy task,
    if the sun would shine, I could go and bask.
    by Quantum-suff 7 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 18 4:14 AM 2008. In Thoughts
  • 5 minutes to live.
    Time will fly, what a disaster, three hundred seconds, never went faster,
    by Quantum-suff 3 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 23 5:07 AM 2008
  • All for a loaf of bread
    The boy hung down from the gallows high gone, to meet his maker
    by Quantum-suff 42 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 20 1:39 PM 2008
  • Ho--- Hum
    Dust in here about one inch thick, thought of work makes me sick,
    by Quantum-suff 34 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 19 5:30 AM 2008
  • Bottle
    by Quantum-suff 25 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 29 1:30 PM 2007
  • Pickled
    As I lay on the hospital bed,
    someone said'He's bleeding dead,
    by Quantum-suff 27 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 13 1:24 PM 2007
  • Going Green?
    As I was walking down the road, I saw a horse had shed a load, scooping it up quick as poss', I said "Thankyou, mister hoss.
    by Quantum-suff 19 lines, 2 comments, on Nov 8 9:12 AM 2007
  • Getting 'ot.
    Everybody has heard of global warming, temperatures are rising each year,
    by Quantum-suff 23 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 3 1:47 PM 2007
  • Just As.
    Just as the sun rises in the early morn, every day some thing new is born,
    by Quantum-suff 13 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 26 1:47 PM 2007. In Love
  • Bewitched
    I wandered lonely down the lane, seeking shelter from the rain,
    by Quantum-suff 31 lines, 2 comments, on Sep 26 4:16 AM 2007. In Humor
  • The Stand Up
    He had a few pints and without a care,went on the stage just for a dare, told a few jokes, ended with a song, people said he couldn't go wrong.
    by Quantum-suff 29 lines, 1 comment, on Sep 1 5:33 AM 2007. In Life
  • Life's a Grass Seed.
    There's a little shed in the garden, where I like to go and squat,
    by Quantum-suff 20 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 12 4:06 AM 2007
  • A Queen?
    It was a month of Sundays till Christmas, snow was falling down, / the Queen had a flipping headache and couldn't wear her crown. / She called for the Royal aspirin, some water in a jug, / nobody heard her cries of pain
    by Quantum-suff 24 lines, 1 comment, on Jul 16 8:37 AM 2007
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