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Chocolate, strawberry, or smooth, rich peanut butter,
Dunked in the most velvety fudge makes my heart flutter.
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Inject the lovely magic potion into your bloodstream,
Let your nerves calm themselves, so they don't scream.
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That miraculous day, the stork was looming,
The result at first, I thought was dooming.
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I found out a secret about you today, and I am disgusted,
The closet it has been kept in has never been dusted.
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Wilma apparently feels the same, she has a surprise for Fred today.
But being a naughty wife is forbidden in Bedrock, No-one gets a lay.
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I'm sitting on the couch today, and thinking fanatically as always,
I wonder why I have THE worst luck and I realize it's not just a "phase".
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Those two pink lines will be forever etched in my days,
Changing all of the plans I had for myself in so many ways.
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I am somewhat liberal and I guess have a little pinch of Democrat.
What I am having trouble swallowing is four more years with a diseased rat.
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The miracle of you is.....
I have been and still am completely in love with you,
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You are breathing so heavily at this point, you want to be inside of me so bad,
I teasingly kiss you, soft with tongue, I am the fantasy you never had.
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Mary Joanna, she is my best friend and will always be,
She's the only one who calms me down and can make me happy.
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I once used to be a content and happy Jersey Girl,
I was forced to move to Virginia Beach which makes me wanna hurl.
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You MUST read this one if you want to laugh your a-- off about your man being a complete dunce and hiding his true \
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When I gave life to our miracle, I feel you have changed,
You have smothered me with your presence,Leaving me estranged.
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Mirror, Mirror on the wall,
Is it I who stands proud and tall?
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My trust can never heal,
The bond that we don't feel,
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Disfunctional Valentine's Day love messages...
I hope our significant others don't read these poems! lol
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In the murky depths of night I am drawn to you,
a beacon of light that will not diminish.
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Funny poem about beating up your significant other on Valentine's day in a creative funny way!!!!
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My childhood funnies.
The joy of being young and care-free.
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Outer Beauty can be your biggest setback.
The Inner you counts much more than the outer you.
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Remorse is a selfish feeling and caused by a mistake.
Regret is a bad emotion to let overcome you.
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Life passes by so quickly, be sure you use time wisely.
You cannot control tme, don't let it control you.
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Miscarraige happens when divine timing isnt right.
It hurts, but you will move on and get over it.
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Anxiety is a hush hush subject and it shouldn't be!!!
Dealing with this has been a hard life struggle.
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My most embarrassing moment.
This is a twisted humorous poem about labor.
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Childbirth is not the lovely picture it seems to be.
The pain of labor and delivery is not worth having kids.
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Having faith in your angels makes you stronger and does change your life.
Listening to your angels through meditation will allow you to be guided to a better
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Having faith in Angels and God gives you more strength.
Listen to you angels through meditiation, and you will be sure they are listening.
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Have you ever met that someone...
That person seeming higher,
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Your soulmate is out there and when you meet, you know.
There is only one perfect soulmate that you are destined to be with, so never forget them.
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A sense of humor makes your attitude giddy.
It helps to laugh when you feel any negative thoughts.
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A sense of humor makes your attitude giddy.
It helps to laugh when you feel any negative thoughts.
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The Love Of Music.
Without music, life diminishes.
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