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If I told you, it wouldn't be as amazing.

by Mr- Alexander 31 lines, 1 comment, on Apr 25 11:22 PM 2007. In Personal, Thoughts
Carpet Bomb

by Mr- Alexander 20 lines, 1 comment, on Jan 25 5:13 PM 2007. In Thoughts, Personal, Other
I Think It's Wrong, Gene.

I awoke today at an unusual time, and the first words out of my mouth were obscenities. Gene gave me a funny look and ran her fingers through her hair. I rememb

by Mr- Alexander 0 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 23 11:05 PM 2006. In Weird, Dark
Today, I...

Today I stepped into the garden.
Hedges were trimmed,

by Mr- Alexander 8 lines, 1 comment, on Oct 21 10:09 PM 2006. In Dark
Heartbeat (Herzschlag)

Schläge eines Herzens
und singt leicht.

by Mr- Alexander 26 lines, on Sep 15 11:50 PM 2006. In Personal, Other
An Ode(r)

In honor of those who offend
Those in service to speaking their minds

by Mr- Alexander 34 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 22 7:46 PM 2006. In Adult humor, Society, Humor
Normeum Exodeous: Psalm 69

PSALM 69
BEASTIUS INTERCOURSUS

by Mr- Alexander 23 lines, on Jul 15 2:48 PM 2006. In Spiritual

Bush said to Buy A Clue

You have to be mighty stupid to bitch about someone we elected twice... mighty slow, too. Get a hobby.

by Mr- Alexander 51 lines, 17 comments, on Jun 27 10:06 PM 2006. In Adult, Contemporary
Biotech

I drove by the gray stone
Cement and plaster

by Mr- Alexander 56 lines, 4 comments, on Jun 26 3:49 PM 2006. In Weird
StOrY oF vAgInA

This is the story of Balls the Pornstar and his conquest on the planet VaGiNa.
(I hate sticky caps)

by Mr- Alexander 107 lines, 6 comments, on Jun 21 10:58 PM 2006. In Fantasy, Weird, Adult humor
Ich Bin Ein Stein

Germany - the second decade of the 1900's
Stormy night

by Mr- Alexander 30 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 21 6:09 PM 2006. In Society, Contemporary
Eggs in the Morning

See mean green over there
Letting out her steam

by Mr- Alexander 28 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 18 11:36 PM 2006. In Weird, Personal
Count backwards?

Your chick flicks
Playstation antics

by Mr- Alexander 25 lines, on Jun 14 10:00 PM 2006. In Personal
Normania

My green glee
It sees beyond me

by Mr- Alexander 19 lines, on May 31 6:17 PM 2006. In Personal, Other

The Dating Game

I lift your lips,
Red and soft,

by Mr- Alexander 28 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 26 7:52 PM 2006. In Weird, Adult humor
Stripper

She's got an iris too
A big to-do

by Mr- Alexander 27 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 17 9:19 PM 2006. In Weird, Personal, Adult humor
Eestir

My basket was empty
And the grass was fake

by Mr- Alexander 40 lines, on Apr 16 9:51 PM 2006. In Weird, Personal
I'm Not Really A Stripper, I'm Leonard.

My pencil is a dragon
I named it Leonard.

by Mr- Alexander 15 lines, on Apr 7 1:12 PM 2006. In Personal
4-7-06 School

I sit in school
Right now

by Mr- Alexander 6 lines, 2 comments, on Apr 7 1:08 PM 2006. In Personal
2 Weeks of Camping

Her womanly charms remind me
Of a horse's face on a dirty window.

by Mr- Alexander 25 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 21 3:48 PM 2006. In Humor
Goat Cheese Pizza

I often ask myself
If there is a relation.

by Mr- Alexander 20 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 20 9:16 PM 2006. In Humor

I Lead

I walk by people everyday
And I wonder if it's normal

by Mr- Alexander 42 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 15 10:37 PM 2006. In Personal
300 Skin

I wonder what human flesh tastes like
To eat the stem cells from a baby's skull

by Mr- Alexander 45 lines, on Mar 15 10:24 PM 2006. In Personal
7201590115

I don't know why I do it
But I'll bite my lip

by Mr- Alexander 56 lines, on Mar 15 9:54 PM 2006. In Personal
I'm a LOSER

I am a loser
A lame-ass uber dweeb loser

by Mr- Alexander 54 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 10 2:08 PM 2006. In Personal
Mcdonalds

My heart has just been broken
It throbs in angry pain

by Mr- Alexander 41 lines, on Mar 10 8:25 AM 2006. In Weird
Like, man, man.

Yes man
Because he speak

by Mr- Alexander 14 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 9 11:41 PM 2006. In Weird
Fucked if I know.

I walk
Saw a family herd

by Mr- Alexander 38 lines, on Mar 9 11:36 PM 2006. In Adult, Weird
Meat

How do you measure a slab of meat?
You could use a scale...

by Mr- Alexander 48 lines, 2 comments, on Mar 7 6:57 PM 2006. In Weird
Muncien

Harvest season
Vest weather

by Mr- Alexander 18 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 24 11:44 PM 2006. In Weird, Personal
Taco Lovin'

I love you more than pornography!
Remember on V-Day I bought you that box of corndogs?

by Mr- Alexander 21 lines, 12 comments, on Feb 23 10:15 PM 2006. In Love, Humor
Nebel

Morning
Eight A.M.

by Mr- Alexander 69 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 23 8:54 AM 2006. In Fantasy, Dark
Gasoline and Dragons

Today I smelled like gasoline
A naked flame could set me off

by Mr- Alexander 54 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 22 12:06 PM 2006. In Weird
Ink

I wonder what drugs existed long ago
The ones that inspired such challenging lore

by Mr- Alexander 31 lines, 1 comment, on Feb 22 12:10 AM 2006. In Weird
Anal Leakage

At rare times in my life
Nothing works better than a stick of butter

by Mr- Alexander 13 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 21 7:49 PM 2006. In Weird

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