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Poems by Lamia, by newest first

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  • The Queen of Hearts
    A return to the dark side of my force
    by Lamia 30 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 12 1:48 AM. In Contest, Dark
  • The Mad Minstrel
    by Lamia 34 lines, 6 comments, on May 17 4:43 AM. In Weird, Humour, Contest
  • A Modest Red Shirt Proposal
    Yes...I am aware that I have too much time on my hands.
    by Lamia 28 lines, 9 comments, on Jul 13 3:54 AM 2008. In Humor, Weird, Sad, Fantasy
  • Fantastic Joke
    Just more rhyming social nonsense.
    by Lamia 43 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 5 3:32 AM 2008. In Sad, Humor, Thoughts
  • Prince House
    Just another emotional poem.
    by Lamia 16 lines, 9 comments, on Dec 18 3:18 AM 2007. In Personal, Sad, Thoughts
  • My Wedding
    My vows to the unfortunate soul who ends up with me.
    mwahaha
    by Lamia 17 lines, 14 comments, on Apr 22 3:17 AM 2007. In Love, Dark, Humor, Weird
  • My Favourite Things*...
    A sick twist on a golden oldie...or an olden goldie.
    I'm not sure which...
    by Lamia 30 lines, 15 comments, on Feb 11 12:20 AM 2007. In Dark, Humor, Lyrics
  • The Female Anatomy
    How the female mind works.
    ...okay How my mind works haha
    by Lamia 16 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 21 12:44 AM 2007. In Love, Humor
  • Celtic Princess
    How I feel at the moment...
    Warning: Very unpolished
    by Lamia 29 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 9 11:58 PM 2006. In Personal, Dark
  • Things I Know and Oprah Doesn't
    Kinda mushy, but I like it
    by Lamia 41 lines, 13 comments, on Sep 7 11:42 PM 2006. In Personal, Humor
  • Blind Sided
    Another I don't know poem
    by Lamia 10 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 16 9:57 PM 2006. In Love, Dark
  • Revenge of Indulgence
    oh look...another poem about Death
    SURPRISE!!
    by Lamia 21 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 3 11:26 PM 2006. In Humor, Dark
  • My Family and Other Animals*
    Be warned the following are not included in this poem:
    my family, other animals
    by Lamia 18 lines, 8 comments, on Dec 1 5:30 PM 2005. In Humor
  • My Special Friend
    The shortest poem I've ever written.
    by Lamia 7 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 9 9:57 PM 2005. In Sad, Humor
  • Holiday in Hell
    Has living got you down?
    by Lamia 30 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 20 11:29 AM 2005. In Humor, Dark
  • Cadaver Eyes (Ode to Alice)
    Uhm...I apologize for the wierdness and randomness of it all.
    by Lamia 25 lines, 15 comments, on Apr 28 10:04 PM 2005. In Humor, Dark, Contemporary
  • Wanted: Loving Nanny
    Always read the fine print.
    by Lamia 30 lines, 16 comments, on Mar 1 5:08 PM 2005. In Humor, Dark
  • Bloodied Glass
    Here's a suprise......
    .....I wrote it at three in the morning.....haha
    by Lamia 18 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 1 3:26 PM 2005. In Love, Angst
  • The Doll
    Written in a church bathroom stall...
    So forgive me if it makes no sense.
    by Lamia 27 lines, 25 comments, on Nov 13 4:59 PM 2004. In Love, Angst
  • I Hate the Cat in the Hat
    This is the most annoying poem I've ever read...
    and I wrote it.
    by Lamia 38 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 24 10:42 AM 2004. In Humor
  • Requiem for a Vampire
    Totally random and thoughtless.
    Not one of my best. (and that's saying somit.)
    by Lamia 21 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 15 5:29 PM 2004. In Dark
  • Ode To Drug Commercials
    Warning: Almost dirty things in this poem.
    Don't say I didn't warn you. Stupid drugs.
    by Lamia 24 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 20 7:06 PM 2004. In Humor
  • Naked Love
    Help!
    I'm in love with a streaker!
    by Lamia 24 lines, 8 comments, on Sep 16 8:49 PM 2004. In Humor
  • The Fatal Mistake
    Beware of psycho hose lady.
    A guy's worst nightmare.
    by Lamia 15 lines, 28 comments, on Sep 14 8:11 PM 2004. In Love, Humor, Dark
  • Blood or Bud: Death's Personal Ad
    Not really a poem, but Death lost his will to rhyme.
    Just looking for that gruesome someone.
    by Lamia 21 lines, 6 comments, on Sep 2 9:10 AM 2004. In Humor
  • Death's Love Letter
    To my dearest demon of despair.
    by Lamia 16 lines, 16 comments, on Aug 28 11:34 AM 2004. In Humor, Dark
  • The Sap of Youth
    just more thoughts from my screwed up little head.
    by Lamia 28 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 15 9:59 PM 2004. In Dark
  • The Jester
    Wrote the thing at who knows what'o'clock in the morning.
    by Lamia 9 lines, 5 comments, on Aug 13 8:19 AM 2004. In Sad
  • The Temptation
    Yet another late night creation.
    by Lamia 18 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 10 9:47 PM 2004. In Dark
  • Schmoozing With Death
    Death ain't so bad once you get to know him.
    by Lamia 35 lines, 15 comments, on Jul 29 8:55 AM 2004. In Humor
  • Even Death Has His Off Days
    "Short, but pointless."
    by Lamia 5 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 31 5:22 PM 2004. In Dark
  • It could be Worse
    Ever had one of THOSE days?
    by Lamia 46 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 26 9:34 AM 2004. In Humor
  • More Dollars than Sense
    Brought to you by the part of my mind responsible for really bad puns.
    by Lamia 4 lines, 11 comments, on Feb 11 6:53 PM 2004. In Humor
  • The Deliverer
    When I get bored....I get bored
    by Lamia 26 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 7 3:29 PM 2004. In Dark
  • Back to Bed
    Another written at two in the morning.
    by Lamia 2 lines, 11 comments, on Feb 7 3:09 PM 2004. In Haiku
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