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This Girl I Met,

by Heathcote 23 lines, 3 comments, on Nov 28 1:23 PM. In Adult, Erotica, Humor
Dreaming……..

When I’ve nothing to do except lie in the sun
with a tinny beside me (maybe more than one)

by Heathcote 32 lines, 12 comments, on Nov 7 7:58 PM. In Personal, Love, Dreaming
Chocolate Perils..

The effect of chocolate can’t be over-stated
Too much of it can make you constipated

by Heathcote 28 lines, 10 comments, on Oct 13 4:15 PM. In Humor, Personal
Layin’ me Lawn.

Me lawn’s completely ruined since the river overflowed.
The water rose above the bank and flowed across the road.

by Heathcote 28 lines, 12 comments, on Sep 11 2:43 PM. In Humor, Nature, Abuse
Rant from a Disgusted Kiwi,

New Zealand used to be a splendid place to raise your kids
but now it seems to me the whole damn show is on the skids.

by Heathcote 34 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 14 10:08 PM. In Humor, Society, Thoughts
Sea Slumber

Give me my hut where the door’s never shut
but is always open free,

by Heathcote 23 lines, 8 comments, on Aug 7 6:21 PM. In Personal, Nature, Love
Ginny, the Gin Drinker (Part 2.)

I know you want to hear some more of this gin-drinking doxy.
Well, someone went and laced her drinks with copious draughts of MOXIE.

by Heathcote 29 lines, on Jul 31 4:50 PM. In Fantasy, Humor

Ginny, the Gin-Drinker

She’d tell the barman: “Ten gins please!
Just line them on the bar!”

by Heathcote 39 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 28 3:53 PM. In Humor, Fantasy
Disgusting!

is the whole world, far and near,
just full of shit and piss?

by Heathcote 28 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 26 6:04 PM. In Nature, Thoughts
Female Perfection.

A few of you are asking if, in Hugh’s intensive study,
he ever found perfection in a human female’s body.

by Heathcote 22 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 20 3:55 PM. In Humor, Thoughts
On the Beach (in Summer.)

Guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses
but they’ll always make hits on the ones with big tits,

by Heathcote 21 lines, 3 comments, on Jul 18 3:16 PM. In Humor, Thoughts, Nature
July in Christchurch/New Zealand.

Of all the changing seasons, I think Winter really sucks.
I only pray, from day to day, it doesn’t freeze Hugh’s ducks!

by Heathcote 21 lines, 8 comments, on Jul 6 7:04 PM. In Nature, Angst, Thoughts
L’abbandonata.

My lover has abandoned me,
he has no more desire for me!

by Heathcote 23 lines, 2 comments, on Jun 14 4:26 PM. In Pain, Fantasy, Despair
Why I don’t enter more Huguenauties’ Contests.

I don’t want it to sound as though I’m just excuses giving
but, now that I am married, I must work to earn a living

by Heathcote 30 lines, 8 comments, on Jun 11 4:44 PM. In Contest, Personal

The Change of Seasons, Option #1.

I love it in the Summertime when days get really hot
and Hinemoa strips to a bikini by the pool.

by Heathcote 24 lines, 10 comments, on May 12 6:33 PM. In Fantasy, Humor, Personal
The Herald Royal Speaks on Behalf of the King.

please make application by IM to me
and send me some links to your best poetry.

by Heathcote 26 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 25 3:25 PM. In Fantasy, Humor
Does Size Matter?.

I never chose my length of nose. Each year another half-inch grows.
It balances my outsize hose so what I’ve got quite clearly shows

by Heathcote 24 lines, 5 comments, on Apr 14 2:48 PM. In Fantasy, Humor
The Huguelot Ghost – a Spooky Sonnet.

Hugh’s granddad crawls around the halls of Huguelot each night.
He’s just a ghost, no worse than most, not even fit to fright

by Heathcote 21 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 8 2:10 AM. In Fantasy, Humor, Weird, Contest
Effects of Global Warming.

As global temperatures rise affecting urban sprawl
it’s likely women soon will give up wearing pants at all!

by Heathcote 33 lines, 3 comments, on Apr 4 3:30 PM
Smiling.

Oh! Take me back to islands where the blue sea meets the sky
and the sheilas aren’t afraid to smile and look you in the eye.

by Heathcote 47 lines, 12 comments, on Apr 1 11:14 PM. In Personal, Society, Thoughts
Of Love and Lust,

How fickle females flirt and frolic
as fools like us become their game.

by Heathcote 21 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 24 7:44 PM. In Humor, Love, Nature

Aussie Bushfires…..Wyleian Sonnet CCXLIV

those recent Aussie bushfires have destroyed
a thousand homes, it’s said and at least two hundred dead

by Heathcote 21 lines, 3 comments, on Mar 18 5:18 PM. In Contemporary, Tragedy
Pet Peeves,

One of my TV peeves is ads with rowdy music braying
so loud you cannot possibly hear what the speaker’s saying.

by Heathcote 69 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 15 4:31 PM. In Angst, Grizzles, Humor
A Slice of Cucumber – Yemeian Sonnet XVII

I felt the tread of steel-toed boots
along Sodade way

by Heathcote 21 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 10 10:03 PM. In Fantasy, Humor, Vegetarian
Heathcote for #42.

Of all the given options I will choose number #19
for my ‘flash of inspiration’ is that boozy lass Eileen

by Heathcote 45 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 5 5:27 PM. In Humor, Inspiration
The Blow-up Doll,

by Heathcote 21 lines, 6 comments, on Feb 25 12:45 PM. In Adult, Contemporary, Erotica, Humor
Heathcote’s New Year Wishes 2009.

Dear Santa, now that February is here
and you have done your Christmas job. Old Chap,

by Heathcote 19 lines, 2 comments, on Feb 16 8:49 PM. In Humor, Thoughts
Seasonal Prayers,

If winters are much colder as I hear, in other lands,
why doesn’t The Almighty take the Seasons in His hands?

by Heathcote 22 lines, 13 comments, on Jan 31 4:45 PM. In Contest, Humor, Thoughts
Confessions of a Retired Sex Addict,

by Heathcote 54 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 18 12:50 AM. In Fantasy, Erotica, Humor
Halloween Night.

Last night two adult gentlemen with ten small kids appeared,
all dressed for Halloween and hoping for some 'trick or treat'.

by Heathcote 28 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 31 10:53 PM 2008. In Humor, Life, Society
Hospital Visiting….

maybe I’ll just write a get-well letter,
and visit her at home when she gets better,

by Heathcote 46 lines, 14 comments, on Oct 8 2:30 PM 2008. In Humor, Frustration
Heathcote’s Gourmet Guzzler.

My buxom wife will pour whatever poison you have stated
and any tips you care to leave will be appreciated.

by Heathcote 60 lines, 10 comments, on Sep 8 5:54 PM 2008. In Humor, Weird
Keeping in Touch.

If asked for every friend to give a pound
I think I’d really have to search around.

by Heathcote 34 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 17 4:35 PM 2008. In Contest, Thoughts, Friends
some 5/7/5 Valentine haiku

you think you’re quite good
but i have to tell you true

by Heathcote 27 lines, 10 comments, on Aug 16 4:49 PM 2008. In Humor, Contest, haiku
some Olympic haiku:-

standing ovation
not for kiwi contestants

by Heathcote 22 lines, 11 comments, on Aug 15 3:15 PM 2008. In Contest, Humor, News

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