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Spiritual Abuse

by Guardian 31 lines, 8 comments, on Oct 11 11:04 PM 2008. In Spiritual, Adult, Other
October's Curse

October's curse is drawing near
The thirty-first, the day I fear,

by Guardian 16 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 9 2:59 PM 2008. In Humor, Society, Other
Don't Tell Me (contest)

I know you think that I'm
Just overreacting

by Guardian 35 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 9 1:59 PM 2008. In Lyrics, Angst, Love
Don't Tell Me

I know you think that I'm
Just overreacting

by Guardian 36 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 9 12:34 AM 2008. In Angst, Lyrics, Love
That Feeling...

To tell you that I love you,
it simply would not do

by Guardian 29 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 27 3:24 PM 2006. In Personal, Love
Little Red

Little Red was off the hook!
The big bad wolf was gone

by Guardian 43 lines, 18 comments, on Feb 25 7:36 AM 2006. In Fantasy, Weird, Humor
Alzheimer's

Whisper to me of days gone by
If they existed

by Guardian 24 lines, 25 comments, on Feb 8 7:04 PM 2006. In Sad, Society, Nature

Twelve Feet Deep

Welcome to the resting place
Marked by this massive rock

by Guardian 12 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 17 3:55 PM 2006. In Weird, Adult humor, Other
Think Of Me

Think of me, think of me fondly
Though I've gone away

by Guardian 28 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 11 3:34 AM 2006. In Lyrics, Love, Hope
Mine

Do you feel me breathing
As I watch you while you sleep?

by Guardian 40 lines, 12 comments, on Jan 10 10:15 AM 2006. In Weird, Society, Dark
The Saga of Mary and the Big Bad Lamb

All 4 (5?) parts in one convenient collection!

by Guardian 227 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 10 9:44 AM 2006. In Fantasy, Other, Humor
-Voyeur-

Some call it madness, others obsession
When I tell them of my heart's keeper

by Guardian 36 lines, 6 comments, on Jan 10 6:46 AM 2006. In Weird, Other, Dark
The Jumping Twat Lady (contest)

Up on the runway and weighing four-eighty
Is the amazingly sensual Jumping Twat Lady

by Guardian 26 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 10 6:29 AM 2006. In Weird, Other, Humor
"Baby Bear Blues"

Oh I woke today so hungry
Had a rumbly in my tumbly

by Guardian 30 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 10 2:38 AM 2006. In Lyrics, Humor, Childrens

Church

For many years I had been jaded
And caught up in a lurch,

by Guardian 44 lines, 2 comments, on Jan 9 11:36 PM 2006. In Hope
Tig Ole Bitties

Tits are it and breasts are best
In a sweater or a vest

by Guardian 29 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 7 2:51 AM 2006. In Other, Nature, Humor
Fap!

FAP!
You fickle little pervert

by Guardian 35 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 7 1:57 AM 2006. In Weird, Lyrics, Humor
Call of Nature

I once agreed to a blind date at an all-day ski resort
With a gal who was so beautiful my eyes needed support

by Guardian 54 lines, 8 comments, on Jan 6 4:50 AM 2006. In Weird, Nature, Humor
Authority

Empty promises
Broken glass of wine that tastes like lips of death

by Guardian 58 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 5 12:26 AM 2006. In Sad, Lyrics, Dark
Exhaled

This is a song, just so you know. :o)

by Guardian 49 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 31 1:44 AM 2005. In Lyrics, Spiritual, Hope
Don't Fear The Me

I'm not quite sure when they labelled me "grim"
For I'm actually quite the joker

by Guardian 32 lines, 3 comments, on Dec 31 12:43 AM 2005. In Weird, Humor, Dark

"On a Plane Bound For New York"

Murder me with words of steel
Slice me up in lies

by Guardian 26 lines, 2 comments, on Dec 28 8:02 AM 2005. In Sad, Dark, Angst
Mary Had a Little Funeral

Mary and her lamb were dead
It was a crying shame

by Guardian 42 lines, 17 comments, on Jun 17 7:05 AM 2005. In Weird, Other, Humor
Advice Helpful from God (the dyslexic Dog)

Don't hump the the hand that feeds you
Or bite the bitch called love

by Guardian 23 lines, 10 comments, on Mar 27 7:02 AM 2005. In Weird, Other, Humor
Welcome Back

Welcome back to the world that scorned you
That fateful day upon the cross

by Guardian 44 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 27 6:40 AM 2005. In Personal, Spiritual, Hope
Hookity Hooker

Hookity Hooker stood on a corner
Relaxing her wrist, her hand goes limp

by Guardian 23 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 15 6:14 PM 2005. In Sad, Society, Dark
Slave

My mistress has me chained up in the cellar down the stairs
With jumpers on my testicles and smoking pubic hairs

by Guardian 33 lines, 18 comments, on Jan 6 6:54 AM 2005. In Weird, Erotica, Adult
Jack and the Beanstalk

EPISODE III IS FINALLY HERE! Or is it Episode I? You figure it out, I just write the stuff!

by Guardian 43 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 2 1:35 AM 2005. In Weird, Other, Humor
Giving Santa His Cookies

It's that time of year! Oh my nipples are hard!
I dream of that jolly red bucket of lard

by Guardian 48 lines, 19 comments, on Dec 31 9:23 PM 2004. In Weird, Erotica, Adult humor
The Gray

If death is black and life is white, then I live in the gray
For I desire neither yet here I am another day

by Guardian 16 lines, 6 comments, on Dec 31 8:30 PM 2004. In Weird, Sad, Angst
Spider-Man

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can

by Guardian 36 lines, 11 comments, on Oct 20 7:41 PM 2004. In Lyrics, Humor, Childrens
Eat Out

Wet Vagina
Yummy Twat

by Guardian 17 lines, 9 comments, on Oct 20 3:57 AM 2004. In Weird, Erotica, Humor
Whose Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?

The long awaited PREQUEL to "Mary Had a Little Lamb" :O

by Guardian 44 lines, 12 comments, on Oct 16 4:37 PM 2004. In Weird, Other, Humor
Wasting Liberty

Where are we going in such a damn hurry
Ignoring the scenery, peripherally blurry?

by Guardian 23 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 15 6:52 PM 2004. In Society, Other, Hope
Exploration

I long to explore you...
Journey endlessly your mind and body

by Guardian 16 lines, 7 comments, on Oct 15 6:16 AM 2004. In Fantasy, Erotica, Love

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