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Poems by DrunkenRam, by newest first

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  • [ Little green men ]
    Little green men with big buggy eyes
    by DrunkenRam 25 lines, 9 comments, on Apr 29 8:40 PM
  • Unexpected Moment
    Remember that time, at Band Camp, when you started your period unexpectedly, and that nasty crap you call an egg was oozing down your leg, all of us guy's thought that was soooo funny.
    by DrunkenRam 0 lines, 8 comments, on Apr 28 6:52 PM
  • A Ship without Sails
    OK, you can pick the topic, or quote, or whatever you want, I'm easy to please and even easier to amuse.
    I'll do my best to give you my be
    by DrunkenRam 33 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 17 6:42 PM
  • The Idiot Box Need Comments Please
    From dusk til' dawn, the damn things on,
    An image wrought maze casts a true blue haze,
    by DrunkenRam 26 lines, 141 comments, on Apr 5 12:21 PM
  • [ No spoken word ]
    No spoken word
    nor parchment stain
    by DrunkenRam 21 lines, 11 comments, on Apr 3 6:28 PM
  • Purple
    Lawnmower money, stuffed haphazardly into the Tootsie Roll bank
    by DrunkenRam 27 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 29 7:38 PM
  • Barney's Extinct
    I hate You you hate me
    by DrunkenRam 8 lines, 13 comments, on Mar 23 7:20 PM
  • More Rant than Poetry.
    Isn't it interesting how the U.S. has the richest Oil deposits in the world and yet, we import more than half of what we use. just recently it was revealed that the largest oil find ever is located under The Dakotas, and
    by DrunkenRam 9 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 16 9:28 PM
  • A Pristine Purpose
    When streams of brilliance, split the night sky,
    by DrunkenRam 12 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 14 7:08 PM
  • Anal-Lytical
    Sit up straight, I'm watching you,
    by DrunkenRam 14 lines, 8 comments, on Mar 14 6:25 PM
  • A Sweater Makes it Better (Childrens)
    A sweater makes it better when it's cold outside, Not twill or leather, or some other rawhide.
    by DrunkenRam 12 lines, 5 comments, on Mar 12 5:52 PM. In Children's
  • Dyslexiconia
    I was walking to work one day,
    and then it hit me,
    by DrunkenRam 17 lines, 9 comments, on Mar 9 6:39 PM
  • $3.95 a Gallon
    Clear skies and smog free air
    at $3.95 a Gallon
    by DrunkenRam 15 lines, 11 comments, on Mar 6 5:52 PM
  • Rules to Live By
    1. Always sit in the rear of the Plane;
    have You ever heard of a Plane "Backing" into the side of a
    by DrunkenRam 31 lines, 12 comments, on Mar 5 3:15 AM
  • Moron Eyes.
    Moron eyes, the Retard so fair Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
    by DrunkenRam 10 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 2 6:53 PM
  • Hell is filled with Good Intentions
    All the education in the world,
    will never build a Bridge
    by DrunkenRam 20 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 28 8:10 PM
  • Banana Split
    When I get Ice Cream,
    I like to spree,
    by DrunkenRam 30 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 24 7:58 PM
  • Guard Tower Diplomacy
    Guard Tower Diplomacy, is that what we need?
    by DrunkenRam 44 lines, 12 comments, on Feb 24 5:07 PM
  • Deadbeat Dad
    Deadbeat Dad,
    yeh, that's the phrase,
    by DrunkenRam 23 lines, 9 comments, on Feb 19 7:31 PM
  • Neptune's Daughter.
    When the Moon and the Stars and the Sea dance in the midst of the midnight sky
    by DrunkenRam 11 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 14 6:03 PM
  • [ The Great Hunter, ]
    The Great Hunter, stalks his prey,
    by DrunkenRam 32 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 13 6:49 PM
  • Never Alone
    Never alone when by myself, with me as company,
    by DrunkenRam 23 lines, 10 comments, on Feb 11 6:00 PM
  • Shrubbery.
    Shrubbery, Oh Shrubbery, How I Love thee,
    by DrunkenRam 30 lines, 7 comments, on Feb 10 6:55 PM
  • Copper Age
    Primeval mind espies the curious stone
    by DrunkenRam 26 lines, 4 comments, on Feb 8 5:45 PM
  • The Asphaltian River
    The Asphaltian river,
    has no end,
    by DrunkenRam 27 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 29 5:52 PM
  • Jelly Beans
    Jelly Beans, Swelly Beans, get in My Belly Beans.
    by DrunkenRam 12 lines, 16 comments, on Jan 27 3:49 AM. In Childrens
  • Feminine Child
    Feminine Child Love's creation
    by DrunkenRam 5 lines, 5 comments, on Jan 26 8:04 PM
  • Salmonid Dream
    Calm Eddy, gently swirls,
    by DrunkenRam 21 lines, 9 comments, on Jan 23 7:49 PM
  • I'm Greedy
    Gimme Gimme Gimme
    by DrunkenRam 2 lines, 7 comments, on Jan 23 6:53 PM. In Humor
  • a few of my favorite Movies
    Lord of the Cockrings (Hot Horny Gnomes in heat)
    Forrest Hump (Stupid is what Stupid Does)
    by DrunkenRam 19 lines, 14 comments, on Jan 20 4:51 PM
  • An Endless Plane
    Oh invisible Ghost, do fill my sails,
    by DrunkenRam 18 lines, 10 comments, on Jan 20 6:48 AM
  • From a Look to a Life
    What manner of magic is the image I see,
    when loving escapes me trying to break free.
    by DrunkenRam 16 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 18 6:59 PM. In Life, Love
  • What Problem? (Blame Me)
    this
    cant
    by DrunkenRam 36 lines, 42 comments, on Jan 18 4:32 PM
  • What Attitude?
    Prompts, Lyrics, Pics, Quickies, Etc. Etc. Fuck em All.
    by DrunkenRam 1 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 16 5:41 PM
  • Love Survey.
    1. Have you ever loved someone so much that the mere sound of their name made your heart jump? Yes, drunkenRam, he is soooo hot, I get a
    by DrunkenRam 27 lines, 4 comments, on Jan 16 5:06 PM
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