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a musical i made up in a car when talking about places to eat.
I like the autopsy part personally.
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If religious, best you stay way. thank you.
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Do not waste your time by looking at this space...
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if u are reading this space, you are a loser....heh heh.
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Once upon a Melania, there was Bob....bob was a cool fool, who delivered milk every morning to the busy hard working people of the community....
one day while o
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Chorus:'Do you want a pet pony when you grow up Tony?'
Tony:'NO....'
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Once there was a dude...A dude who was named Johnny Fuckinbucker.
Johnny was a sad victim of WCS, (Weird Crap Syndrome.) a disease that runs in one's blood line
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One day, while the sky was bright and sunny, while the bees were busy making honey,
and all the little peoples were happy, and laughing, playing along, singing
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A voice is heard speaking......
Voice:'A big battle field is seen.....On one side: vampires, werewolves, and everything stupid.....On the other side: the lego m
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A while later after all of the crap, Calvin goes to his lab.....
Calvin:'lab, blab, slab, dab.'
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Calvin was walking one day along a road, and in the dirt was a 'Jack In The Box' car antenna head.
The head was kinda beat up and dirty....
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Once upon a time there was Calvin, and Calvin was very Calvinish like, which was like Calvin.......Anyways screw that shit, we know that crap all ready.......
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There once was born a child.....A demon child!
Its father was a rabid donkey....
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Waking up everyday, i just can't wait to go out and play.......
My name is Tod, i do not have the buffest bod...but i do have a metal rod.
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T' was a dark and stormy day, when our dear Lord: Master Calvin, was busy playing with clay.
But he didn't plan to stay, and play with clay, it was the day be
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A man wonders why his appointment with Lucky is running oh so late......
The man then sees a car coming, the people are crying in it, but our friend the man, w
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Here in the fantasy part of the "hood", they have gang members on the "little reds" side,
and the "elf side", and many others....
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Somewhere in Emperor Calvin's secret fortress/base/castle/lab/thing.....
Calvin is reading the newspaper and reads out loud,'Man drinks blood claiming to be
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Well, for a swell time now, I have been kind and generous to a certain menace....
This generosity i have shown to the vampires is a monstrosity!!!
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Once upon time, there was a boy who went into a closet in his room and shut the
door, and turned out all the lights.......
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if you are at all religious please don't read this....
i warned you.....
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My way, not your way........
this rule was written in indestructable stone the day i was born.....
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For a while now, the lego army has been unheard...BUT they have returned!
Up in the mountains they were, they encountered another species of dumb people there.
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This story is about random inconviences at John's house.
Ok so john is at his home, where he has a toaster, and for lunch
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The Dumbness makes me Numbness.
CHICKEN!
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