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FIFA are on a mission Disrespect for refs they want to defeat
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How can they say smoking is bad for you? It’s a lot of old tosh in my personal view
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I really want to say to you Just how precious you are to me
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I stepped out of the car And was verbally assailed
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The song of the supporters pack “Who’s the wanker in the black?”
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There was a little girl, Who had a little curl,
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The Grand old Duke of York He had ten thousand men
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Discarded from a moving car The litter travels very far
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My skin yearns For your gentle touch
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Horsey, horsey will you stop Just stop with all that clippetty clop
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Ceasar and Brutus were talking one day About the phones with the most cachet
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An apple a day Keeps the doctor away
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The little children say All cute and sweet
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The Christmas lights are up The shops play Christmas tunes
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Tis on the night of Halloween When ghosts and ghouls and things obscene
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When the werewolf’s howl And vampires take to the wing
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When the sun has long set At dead of night
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Reunions are strange affairs Full of shadows of events long past
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Half a pound of tuppenny rice, Half a pound of treacle.
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Looking afresh in the cold light of day All at once life isn’t as dark as it appears
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"Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been? Have you been up to London to visit the Queen?"
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In your dark betrayal, you have destroyed Everything in my life that mattered
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Little Tommy Tucker sings for his suppers, Because he is so down on his uppers
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As a young man in the full flower of youth I had more than my fair share of adventures
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How pretty she was A fact no one denies
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Ladybird, ladybird fly away home, Or soon our own species will be gone
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I could have lived a lifetime Sailing the seven seas
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She fell in love Too easily
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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack jumped over the candlestick
by Biggus
4 lines, 2 comments,
on Oct 16 4:04 AM. In Humor
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Walking alone on a bright summers day I’m thinking of you though you’re far away
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Half a pound of tuppenny rice, Half a pound of treacle.
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Three old ladies were sitting in the park When a flasher came walking by
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