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The Monthly Rag

Yes, be the first on your block to subscribe to The Monthly Rag!

by AutoPilate 2 lines, 9 comments, on Aug 19 7:52 AM. In Other, Humor
Aeolipile

Her smile is a faultline
The point where opposing forces collide

by AutoPilate 25 lines, 22 comments, on Jun 19 5:49 PM. In Personal, Weird, Spiritual, Thoughts, Love, Other
Eternity Is Remembering Ellisha

Damn me for a cack-handed fool:
I still love you...

by AutoPilate 22 lines, 11 comments, on May 9 3:03 AM. In Love, Personal
Brilliant Marketing Stratagem

In the midst
Of everyone whining about obesity and diabetes,

by AutoPilate 10 lines, 7 comments, on May 7 8:08 AM. In Society, Sad, Weird, Thoughts
And Now a Message from the US Pork Industry

Look, you cannot catch the swine flu
By eating undercooked pork,

by AutoPilate 8 lines, 13 comments, on Apr 29 1:31 PM. In Society, Humor, Thoughts
Teeth Pierce the Skin of the Fruit

Everyone wants to
Blame the girl

by AutoPilate 22 lines, 6 comments, on Mar 20 10:00 PM. In Weird, Spiritual, Humor, Life, Lyrics
Operation 'Make Lonsdale Look Like a Suicide'

IV. Cruising for a Travolting Situation

by AutoPilate 138 lines, 1 comment, on Mar 20 7:01 PM. In Humor, Society, Thoughts, Weird, Lyrics, Contemporary, Spiritual, Hope, Sad

The End of Eternity

The time between "Yes" and "No",
The ebb and the flow:

by AutoPilate 33 lines, 4 comments, on Mar 14 1:04 AM. In Personal, Love, Lyrics, Hope, Weird
Vasopressin

Outside my comfort zone
I find I'm not alone

by AutoPilate 22 lines, 7 comments, on Mar 7 10:36 PM. In Personal, Love, Lyrics, Weird
Pulverized

by AutoPilate 37 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 19 8:59 PM. In Weird, Thoughts, Humor, Life, Spiritual
Vasectomy (sung to the tune of 'Chim Chim Cheree' from Mary Poppins)

by AutoPilate 36 lines, 3 comments, on Feb 13 10:39 PM. In Adult, Humor, Lyrics, Weird
Happy Valentine's Day, Dushi! (2009 Mix)

I swam against dunes
Just to

by AutoPilate 31 lines, on Feb 13 10:24 PM. In Personal, Love, Weird
On (My) Writing

Yeah, I generate,--
I create!

by AutoPilate 27 lines, 5 comments, on Feb 7 10:03 PM. In Weird, Thoughts, Lyrics
Senryu - Lucky Bastard, or Bubble Part Two

You can grope her whenever:
Ripe and succulent,

by AutoPilate 2 lines, on Feb 7 9:33 PM. In Personal, Love, Weird

The Bloody Wedding of the Benjamites

I breathe your name
Like a god creating life...

by AutoPilate 45 lines, 3 comments, on Jan 7 10:05 AM. In Personal, Thoughts, Weird
In the Movie 'Marley & Me'...

by AutoPilate 2 lines, 11 comments, on Jan 5 9:47 AM. In Humor, Society, Weird
Devoted

She hugs the rain
She knows they're not

by AutoPilate 27 lines, 7 comments, on Nov 26 7:12 PM 2008. In Love, Lyrics, Sad, Personal
The Blooming Book of Revelation Makes No Mention of an Anti-Christ, You Illiterate Tossers!

Thick skulls, supported on red necks,
Defend what little brain these jackasses possess

by AutoPilate 8 lines, 8 comments, on Nov 6 9:38 AM 2008. In Weird, Society
I Can't Keep a Woman So I'm Going To Ban Gay Marriage!

This is sure to bring her back.

by AutoPilate 1 lines, 9 comments, on Nov 4 1:12 PM 2008. In Humor, Society, Weird
Mammalian Diving Reflex

Leaning towards remembered lips,
Breathing,--

by AutoPilate 32 lines, 3 comments, on Oct 21 8:42 AM 2008. In Love, Personal, Weird, Modernist, Sad, Abstract
Urn

Right to left
The letters spelled 'dream',

by AutoPilate 26 lines, 5 comments, on Oct 18 12:45 PM 2008

An Ode To the Duchess of Wasilla, Breeder of Retards

by AutoPilate 58 lines, 5 comments, on Sep 29 2:41 PM 2008. In Society, Weird, Other
De Ore Leonis

by AutoPilate 17 lines, 1 comment, on Aug 30 4:38 AM 2008. In Personal, Thoughts, Weird
It's Like Not Being Allowed To Write on a Bathroom Wall

by AutoPilate 15 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 29 7:50 PM 2008. In Thoughts, Weird, Personal
Knight of Cups

by AutoPilate 135 lines, 7 comments, on Aug 10 3:45 AM 2008. In Humor, Thoughts, Weird, Society
Stroll

Pierce a lung, and I--
I skip a beat and breathe hot mortar smoke...

by AutoPilate 34 lines, 2 comments, on Aug 9 4:51 AM 2008. In Thoughts, Weird, Personal, Sad
Pretentious

Crane my neck
To kiss a snapshot

by AutoPilate 49 lines, 6 comments, on Aug 3 11:25 PM 2008. In Weird, Thoughts, Humor, Personal
You Were Right: Shit Is This Ban

by AutoPilate 20 lines, 3 comments, on Aug 2 9:31 PM 2008. In Personal, Humor, Weird, Adult
Glorified Customer Service Reps Dance on the Grave of Free Speech

Take a swig of Victory gin
Tinny brass fanfares on the telescreen

by AutoPilate 30 lines, 7 comments, on Jul 25 9:41 AM 2008. In Humor, Personal, Thoughts, Weird
Jack Thompson Is Afraid of Little Blinking Lights

See, it isn't weapons that's the danger: It's Pong and Ms. Pacman and Qix...

by AutoPilate 17 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 24 2:10 PM 2008. In Humor, Society, Thoughts, Weird
This Gun Does Not Magnify My Penis!

Breathe...
In Latin 'soul' is the same as 'breath'...

by AutoPilate 28 lines, 6 comments, on Jul 6 5:18 AM 2008. In Weird, Humor, Society
Music Industry Patriot Pussies

by AutoPilate 24 lines, 9 comments, on Jun 19 9:30 AM 2008. In Adult, Society, Weird, Dark, Humor
Santa Loves You More than the Poor Kids

by AutoPilate 15 lines, 7 comments, on Jun 11 11:54 AM 2008. In Humor, Childrens
I Keep JonBenét's Head Not for Business but for Pleasure

Whiskers of peach fuzz Caress the bowl of the night sky,

by AutoPilate 34 lines, 6 comments, on Apr 22 2:30 PM 2008. In Weird
The Westphall Universe Hypothesis

Never could be sure If I'm bleeding for real

by AutoPilate 28 lines, 13 comments, on Apr 9 1:38 PM 2008. In Weird, Personal

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