And I'm so excited, regardless the outcome
For today I get to watch my Baby play
This game of curling, hmmm more like foreplay!!
I'll watch you sweep and slide out of the hack
And I'll try to be holding these feelings back
You'll have broom in hand and your smile
I'll try to concentrate on that and not 'penile'
But it will be so hard seeing you in outfits of red and black
Oh sorry my mind has temporarily gone side track
Back to the game, and the rocks you will throw
Fast and furious or maybe some slow?
You'll be keeping them in front of the house I hope
And I'll keep hands from reaching for you to grope
I'll be watching as you reach for your stone
And have fingers crossed as I watch it be thrown
I'll see the guys sweep while you yell hurry and clean
And I'll try to keep my mind off of the obscene
Your rock to the others will try to be drawn
While I'm thinking how you and this game turns me on
For out-turns, in-turns, take outs and biters
Reminds me of things you do during all-nighters
Button, sheets, rolls, double raises too
All have more than one meaning when I think of you
So aim for the hog-line, hope your weight is on cue
And the ice is judged, and the hammer belongs to you
Burnt stones and misses belong to the other teams
And try not to think about our meeting place in dreams
For that sheet is kinda chilly, and today has another use
It is to be used for curling, not for means to seduce
So good luck today and split the rock not your head
And think about the other stuff later, when we're in bed.
Wooohooo today is the day, I'll watch my baby play
Really Hun, there is no better foreplay
Adding your comment:
this was brilliant! It was cute and very clever.
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