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The Hundred Dollar Blow Job By Mouther McBabbles

Thanks for the oral evaluation
And lip service, but it wasn't -
- For free --You were never -
- That interesting...
Even with
Feng-Shui.

Author notes

Please don't read too much into the title
(Although, I'm like that)
My Richard is made out of BBQ-Beans from Uranus.
Written January 9th, 2005

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  • eyelids shut
    December 29, 2008
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    haha. Whether its actually sexual or not (guessing not)

    nicely written poem


  • cvillelisa
    January 13, 2005
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    Oh its so delicious and pink here .. I'll move the bed to face the window will that help?


  • Desiree Darkk
    January 12, 2005
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    Nope the second one I didn't read anything in to the title. Actually I kinda like this. Perhaps it was the Feng-Shui or the oral evaluation.

    Desiree


  • January 9, 2005
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    haha how'd you get the bbq-beans from my anus? funny, yet interesting poem..i like it...i guess.

  • XxMrs McHottersonxX
    January 9, 2005
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    lmao very nice. although like some others i can't say i completely get it either but your work is very good... you never cease to amaze me....good job and good luck in the contest(not that you need it)


  • Azazel
    January 9, 2005
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    HAHAHHAHAHA! Awesome, I love it! That is so fuck'n kool, good job.


  • Honeybell
    January 9, 2005
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    OMFG!!! HAH! This poem is spectacular in it's simplicity. This is the ultimate in distain! I am so ultra impressed. The whole 'fashionable' nature of your job-provider is so evidenced in the reference to feng-shui. I only wonder...was it just the b.j. or was it the whole relationship (suchasitseemstobe). I want this writing style -- oh man, it is so stinging, it hurts! Thanks for the write!

  • stailing
    January 9, 2005
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    ROFLMAO, k i can't say I totally "get it" either....could take it a few different ways BUT it did make me giggle (especially the title)... hope that doesn't offend you. Wonderful Write!

    ~stail~

    hehehe


  • ----michael----
    January 9, 2005
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    not quite a mouthful. I agree with shameless, you are quite odd. I'm gonna applaud it anyway, call it a handjob. it is for free.

  • o c t o b e r
    January 9, 2005
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    i don't...get it...><


  • Shameless1 silver member
    January 9, 2005
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    just plain odd...odd I tell you..

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