What. The...
Did she just...?
HOLY SHIT!
She just Did!!!
Oh God... I can't believe it.
She just looked my way,
What the hell do I do???
I'll look back...
Shit. No way.
She'll think I'm staring.
Only freaks do that.
And...
Argh! I'm doing it again!
Stop it. Stop it!
Jesus! I think she just smiled at me.
[Looks at his knees]
Oh man, oh man, oh man...
Maybe I should go over and say 'Hi'?
Yeah!! That's what I'll do!
Oh... Is my hair ok?
[Pulls hair back]
Aww man, my hands are sweating,
So's my face, and my back!
And my... Errr...
[Shifts in his seat]
Oh boy. Do I go now?
No. Um... Now?
{Chews lower lip]
What?! Is that waiter coming on to MY woman?
Dude! I was just about to go over and...
Yeah, that's right buddie! Walk On!!!
Ok... Now's my chance.
[Wipes his face with his sweaty hand]
Woooo... Let's go.
[Sniffs his armpits]
Right lads.
Think good.
Think hot.
Think big.
Think sexy.
Think confidence.
Think Victory.
[Looks straight ahead]
Look, Look, Look!!
She's looking at me.
Aw yeah... She's so beautiful.
I reckon Barry White should be our wedding music...
[Looks puzzled]
Huh? What happened?
She looks all awkward now.
She's whispering to her friend.
Is that a good thing?
Ah! Don't lose your cool!
Nearly there...
Think big!
Think sexy!
Think hot!
Think...
She's pointing... Wha...
Oh no...
[Looks down]
Oh god...
[Looks up]
Oh man...
[Sweat rolls down his face]
Oh damn...
[Walks straight pass the girl]
Oh jeeeesus...
[Hands cover his crotch]
Oh fuck.
Author notes
I'm ashamed! I was bored!
Written January 7th, 2005
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awesome, moo. so fucking funny.
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ROFL oh Moo you really are a trip, and this piece well ummm I do declare was quite a whimsical trip! Ahhhh I remember those days! Write on Moo Moo 'cause we all love you!
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*LOL* This was great!! Made my day. Oh boys...
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Ah, yes, the day we met. I remember it well
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Seriously though (if such a statement can be said about such a piece) - bravo. That's my little moo-cow. -
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH ROCK ON!!!!
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LMFAO!
THIS WAS SO FUNNY! I ALMOST DIED! *looks at you* 
This was so awesome, the BEST humor poem yet 
I loved it, it would be awesome to ACTUALY see that... I would probly die
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that is so funny!!! that is awesome!!! Oh my goodness.
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