two hit, four hit, how many more
till Michelle gets high in this ford two door
Jessica, Caley, and Michelle, next to me, getting high outa that mountain dew bottle smoking that weed...
I am stoned outa my ass jumping outa the truck, and there wasn't any grass! Just this white shit called snow, blowing int he wind.
My world was spinning so fast I could barely stand
going inside the house on this new years night
we gots the munchies like a mutha fucka, so we bite, into nachos, drinking some sprite, eating some spaghetti on this new years night.
Up the stairs now we go, stoned off our ass as the shag rug flows
me and Caley in our roller coaster climbing so steep
Michelle Sitting on the bed laughing at me
Telling me "your gonna die"
No Michelle come on please don't lie
then we hear my mom pull in the drive
Krystal and Amber jump out, and there goes his ride
up the stairs they come, us laughing up a storm
"are you guys on drugs" No dawg we are just really stoned
Now Michelle starts lighting up again, we can't do this here, my brothers will see, and we'll be dead
"No Michelle Dont worry, we'll say it's tobacco"
Up the stairs they come thinking we is wacko
"are you guys smoking dope?"
all I could think of to say was Nope
"I'm telling mom as soon as she gets home."
No you won't cause I'll tell her you smoked!
haha mother fuckers got you there!
So Michelle light up, and almost burnt her hair!
Then she looked real pale and sick,
SPAGHETTI ALL OVER, BONG RUINED AND SHIT!
people laughing oh so hard!
Through the closet, Caley went far!
ME Pucking now all over my white shag rug
SPAGHETTI ALL OVER, coming from above!
The the stairs we go, so sing that song
The one by bob, getting up standing up, what we should have been doing all along
New years night of 2001, going into 2002
So many memories, so much new, drama had begun, but the only thing I could
think of was my white shag rug!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Author notes
Ok I was like 13 when I wrote this, and I just found it after like 2 years! So yea I had to put it on here! There are two Michelle's so no I am not speaking about my self in the third person lol! That white sahg rug was ruined forever the spaggetti stains never came out! OH and Michelle made me clean up her puke! LOL It was gross, but I was high and just threw the towels, with the bong in the bathtub, and yea my mom found the towles, can't remeber if she found the bong or not... We all got caught though, not that night, but someone told their parents and Michelle got put on probation, and we were't aloud to see eachother LOL, lota good that did her! HAHAHA we are still best friends! Well I hope you enjoyed this poem!
Written January 1st, 2002
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lol! Yea well I was a stoner, I do it once in awhile... but the hubby is kidna stict about it lol! I call him hubby,, but he is only boyfriend hahaha. But yea everything that happend in this poem really happened man! It was sooooo weird! Thanks for the applause!
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Oh my this was great!!! I didn't know you were a stoner?? Cool, a plus in my book.
This had me laughing so hard... though it is unfortunate about your friends probation, some people take weed a little too seriously, yah know?
Excellent write
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pretty good for me only being thirteen at the time huh?
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interesting
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