I have a collapsible tongue
And a chair that does tricks
A dildo with wings
And endless porn flicks
My flat-top was blond
But that's SO last year
I shaved my head bald
And walked with a veer
I tattoo'd a clit
To the end of my nose.
Now let's part that meat curtain
On your camel's toe.
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Call me Dr. Moose-knuckle.
Written January 4th, 2005
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thanks for entering good luck
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This piece is so...weird. I think I like it...I'm not sure. A collapsible tongue? What does that mean? Pretty neat though!
~Elsie -
nice
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fuching hilarious
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"Now let's part that meat curtain
On your camel's toe"...... please horus.... let me know how you dream up these quaint ways of expressing ordinary things. Hahahaha.... you have a way about you, I'll give you that... and it's one I generally enjoy.
Don
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Love the opening lines of this....sheer ...well, genius?
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oh horus this was great.... and why is it they never look like they do on tv? god damn lies - great poem
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Hmm… I was drawn to this by the title… as a lifelong sufferer of hirsuteness… I also have a collapsible tongue… now I am seriously questioning my sexuality… yikes… where did I put my Immac??
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hehehheheh.. sorry.. but this made me chortle.. lmao
a camel on the end of your nose.. hahahhaha
hehehheh
very witty..
~GILL~xxx -
You rogue!
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This cracked me up...
It is so nice to find that this subject is no longer taboo in our society as we know it today..
Awesome write
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