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The Price of Gas

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A parachutist forgot his parachute
And was diminishing vertically
Under the influence of gravity

 

Until a monstrous fart,
a veritable turbulent frictional force,
Saved his life. 

 

As long as the parachutist was falling,
The equation of motion prevented him
From choking on his own fumes. 

 

Of course,
He forgot the equation soon enough….

Author notes

Just a taseless joke cuz I'm wanting company over for dinner.
Written December 22nd, 2004

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  • VanGuard
    January 7, 2005
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    lol very funny.. nice ^^

    ~VanGuard


  • Timothy Cameron gold member
    December 23, 2004
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    I don't usually write such crass stuff, but a person has to let loose once in awhile. Glad you got a chuckle out of it.


  • luckynsincere
    December 23, 2004
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    HEHE!!! WEll done.... I just thought it was cute. Thanks for sharing this... Laughter is good food for the soul...
    Melanie


  • souls color
    December 22, 2004
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    thats great. i like the larger words you use. awesome