Here are a few names for a cute cat,
who holds a sword and is unfat.
He's convinced he's a pirate,
who will save the day,
there is only one problem by the way-
he's nameless!
If I were to name this majestic cat,
I'd name it something like this:
-Sea voyager
-Captain hairball
-Captain cute
-Pickle Pants
-Captain wiggles
-Captain coo-coo.
That's just me,
and what I'd make it be.
You may want something original
like Sammy or puss.
You want something wacky,
you got names like Jackie.
You want something cute,
you got names like 'moot'.
Author notes
Written December 18th, 2004
A contest entry
- ----- by Yemassee.
301 points, ended December 19, 2004, 13 entries
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Aye, Captain Pickle Puss seems to have a ring to it. I think I knew a Dog Pirate named that--no wait--maybe it was that Parrot pirate I met in Tonga.
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