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Pick-up lines for contest

Here are a few of my favorites I had come-up with years ago.  I just wish I could remember more of them.


You are female.  I like that in a woman.

This face is leaving in five minutes.  Be on it!

Do you believe in sex on the first date?
(No)
How about the last?

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I commented on "No Sex In The Contest"
Written December 17th, 2004

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  • blond chick lov
    December 17, 2004
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    they're so bad I love them!!!
    ~blodn chick