This year I hope that Santa Claus
Has lots of presents in his paws.
I'm gonna stay under the mistletoe
Stop pushing,I don't wanna go.
Bedeck with,don't sit on the holly
If you do,you'll get stuck,by golly.
Said mom to the baby tree,grow tall,some day you,ll be
A beautiful ornamented Christmas tree
In our yard we built a large snowman
Hope it doesn't thaw or there'll be no man
Is that the clop of reindeer hoofs
That I hear up on the roof.
In anticipation on mantle hung my stocking
Next morning it was full of coal,shocking.
This Christmas Santa had to hike
All the reindeer were on strike.
At Christmas time the family does mingle
Boy oh,oh boy the bells sure do jingle.
No presents this year, we're out of luck
In neighbors chimney Santa is stuck
Author notes
Billbard.Merry Christmas.
Written December 15th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
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love it
Love this,the humour is brilliant,its such a fun write. Thank you for showing an interest in my contest,you have my best wishes and I send you good luck with the entry. Cheers -
Thank you for entering my contest. I like this idea of rhyming one liners. They were put together very well. It was an enjoyable read.
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Well done and lots of fun!
Lines of rhyme I like just fine and very funny images that strike my smile, all the while!
A darling poem. 
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I will be honest
I did not read past the 3rd stanza it alll runs together ..
Bedeck with,don't sit on the holly
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lol sounds like you have a very busy christmas life! I love making snow men, and thinking about Santa, and all of it! Thsi was a great poem. Thansk for entering my contest! Merry christmas!!!
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These were fun. Some were a little forced but I really liked the second one and the second to last.
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I liked how you had it rhyming, and the flow was nice. It was a funny story though. I think you did a wonderful job. Thanks for sharing, and good luck in my contest.
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This was a cute little poem, the Rhyming was good and the flow was smooth. Great job
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you had great visual with this one and poor santa having to hike - mannn thats dedication! thanks for entering!
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The only thing that was missing was the children on sleds playing in the snow nicely done very cute. thanks for entering and good luck!
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great
Greta job it works really quite well...a little too well. Just kidding you did fine. -
I liked this.. it's cute! I love Christmas.. and the rhyming is awesome!
Keep it up!
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Coal rocks my socks
Even with the grammer and spelling errors (a totally minor issue in my book), it was a great poem. It was quite funny. -
Hey! You rhymed "mistltoe"! I couldn't do it and spent like an hour trying... feels like an idiot ...You did a great job writting this, but there were a few spelling and grammer errors in there, if you'ld like to change them. Great write
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wow, i really like how you made this all rhyme! it worked so well!! great great job! keep it up!
~katie
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