I'm the world's best chicken plucker
Nary a feather on that clucker
Please don't ask me for another dance
My feet can't take another chance.
They say that my smile is a pretty sight
They don't know it comes out at night.
Want your lover with you to stay
Read her your poems every day.
Her hug is more like a grapple
Endangering my Adam's Apple.
Author notes
Written December 11th, 2004
A contest entry
- Random humor by Shifty.
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Super cool couplets. Thank you for entering
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lol i love the end of this, it made me laugh so loud!!
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I've got a notebook full of little random lines that i think up in the middle of the night or when i'm in the shower just waiting to be put into a poem or a song, i liked this, i would have personally preferred a poem where all the lines were linked though
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LOL cute collection of silly rhymes
I particularly liked the last one and the first one. Thanks for the chuckles
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hey, awesome! lol. love the shortness! awesome write!
~leigh
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This was kind of funny, apple and grapple that was good. Overall I thought this was a fun read, nice and short, and kind of odd but I like odd.
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Thanks.Change made.
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Hey, I think you might want to change that second line - doesn't it need to be CLUCKER - not clicker? FUN, fun, funny! Short is good!
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Another installment of funnies!
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Nice
Lol, that was funny, darlin'.
Great write. -Amanda
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