My husbands in the kitchen cookin’ bacon
He’s naked as a jay-bird and he’s shaken
He’s worried that a drop
Will onto his willy plop
And that; for a while sex will be forsaken
I know you probably wonder why he’s nude
When he’s in there cooking such a burstful food
but I like to see him dance
round the stove without his pants
So he’s doing it to get me in the mood
Don’t think that I’m a heartless lustful bitch
To make him cook us food without a stitch
it would be of great concern
if his privates he did burn
and there came a time he couldn’t scratch my itch.
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Having said that... after reading this I don't half fancy a sausage sandwich! 
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