Silly sally sue said
That Tommy Tinker talks too much
so senselessly silly sally sue
Didn’t know that Tommy Tinker talked at all
He was a quiet kind of boy
He sat slowly silhouetting on the wall
Shadow puppets short and tall
Tommy Tinker played alone
He never even talked on the phone
Silly sally sue had invited him to her social party
But although Tommy Tinker’s parents loved him so
They truly forced him and made him go
Tommy Tinker didn’t like parties
He didn’t really like people much, so
He caused problems and troubles
Just so he could play alone
While Silly sally sue was sorting out her gifts
She came across Tommy Tinker’s tall box
All wrapped up with small pox - polka dot style wrapping
She ripped it apart only to find
Tommy Tinker had thought, silly sally sue wouldn’t mind
To unwrap a toad and keep it
Silly sally sue screamed so scaredidly
Tommy Tinker then talked trippantly
So silly sally sue gave him the slip
And punched him good right on the lip!
Tommy Tinker started to try and cry
But senseless silly sally sue said:
“Tommy Tinker, you are dead!”
Naturally Tommy Tinker went and told
Then his parents asked him “how old?”
Then Tommy Tinker realized
Silly sally sue was super seven years young!
Which meant Tommy Tinker was much 18 years too old!
Silly sally Sue’s parents then made a call
Police came rushing, dogs and all
Tommy Tinker was taken away
In a lonely cell - alone he’d play
Never again would he see silly sally sue
But at least now he knew
Nobody would bother him in his padded cell
Meant for one, Tommy Tinker- that rang the bell
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luckily for you, on your day of birth
you're not a tommy tinker
or silly sally sue
you're a crazy happy racer
with a dollar more or two
Adding your comment:
This was a definite tongue twister, I think I blundered at least seventeen times while reading! What is it about these things that makes them so funny? 
Did you hear that Samplette! 
Great entry, thank you for being the first to bring this pary to life. Have fun! 
