In a small town
just a little left of sanity
there lived a turtle,
that owned a dishwasher- and a sponge
in an unusual storage space
(just beneath the turtle's sink)
there lived a sponge
Every full moon
a stalker would come by
and stare at the turtle from a distance
the whole neighbourhood was watching
but nobody ever said a word
the stalker carried dangerously deadly waffles
and during the full moon,
the waffles would clone themselves
arming themselves with the most dangerous peaches
the turtle had become so frightened
that it decided to fight back with the power
of mr clean and the super sponge
(the one that lived beneath the sink)
when the stalker saw the crazy turtle,
(using the power of mr clean and the super sponge)
the stalker ran away -
which made the trees sad
little did the turtle know,
the stalker had impregnated the trees
as soon as the trees began to give birth,
to the mini stalker army
(each carrying their own deadly waffled peaches)
the turtle knew it was time....
late one evening the turtle
stood before the sleeping trees;
he whispered "you are no longer pure to me"
and with that said, the turtle took his rusty Chainsaw
and cut down the last of the pregnant trees
the small stalker children fled into the night
where they went- nobody knows -
not even the stalker father that had given his fruits
to the trees in a night of seduction and stalking.
sometimes, in the late late nights,
when the moon is full,
you can hear the mini stalker kids voices in the wind
and some say, that in the crisp night air,
you can hear the screams of the waffles, as they clone.
some say that you can see the lights from the mutated peaches
in the sky - aurora borealis......
Author notes
nothing says i love you like a restraining order, a pregnant tree and a super powered sponge!
a previous challenge required that i use one of the following words in a creative way
but i used ALL OF THEM
Sponge
Turtle
Waffles
Full Moon (yes, it does count as one word )
Chainsaw
Trees
Peaches
Cloning
Stalker
Pregnant
Written December 7th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- Dreaming Of An Unsaid Life! by ForNever.x.
350 points, ended September 11, 2005, 6 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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glad you enjoy the humorous writes
beware of dangerous waffles -
Lol!! That was Mega funny! It's unbelievable how u managed to make up that humourous poem with all those words. I would have thought it's impossible, but you proved it's not!
My favourite part was :
the stalker carried dangerously deadly waffles
and during the full moon,
the waffles would clone themselves
arming themselves with the most dangerous peaches
the turtle had become so frightened
that it decided to fight back with the power
of mr clean and the super sponge
(the one that lived beneath the sink)
The whole this was amaizing though.
I love this poem!
Good luck in the contest!
XxX
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thanks for your applause. glad you got a giggle
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"Holy Mutated Peaches, Batman!" Said Robin. Now this is what I call an imagination!
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shiny
you are good luck - the last poem of mine you commented on (i believe was "enviro trends") i got a silver! and this time i got a gold! you're good luck! lol
thanks for following my writing!
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Oh my the Kryspin spin on things again I see and this was a perfect contest for you to enter!
You really let those twisted wildly spinning juices flow and what a piece you came up with. This really is one great piece of creative twisted poetic entertainment!
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misplaced words? where what when?
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interesting write..but for the contest it was a great job. also I read a comment you made on someone so I decided to check you out ya know. Well I was wondering what kind of poet you were if you couldnt understand misplaced words and whatnot. certain ways things are written give it what i needs. poems I believe deserve to be imperfect..and are actually in turn perfect for it.
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hahaha, Good job I really like this, it's weird and twisted! yay! Good luck in the competition!
( Don't forget you must comment on one of each of our poems )
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yes that's right - entertaimed!
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I'M GLAD YOU WERE ENTERTAIMED
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wow, i did not think anyone could make a poem with all those words! Well done! It kept me entertained. Good luck
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