Santa's Dilemma by cutiepie at All poetry

Now Santa Claus he came to town
a riding on a Reindeer
with toys and dollies in a sack
for kids who show him no fear

up the chimney he will go
up the chimney slowly
up the chimney to the top
he's wedged in like a goalie

Now Rudolph smiles a little smile
he's seen this all before now
he told old Santa yesterday
he really should'nt scoff chow

up the chimney he will go
up the chimney slowly
up the chimney to the top
he's wedged in like a goalie

The morale to this fable is
that when you're eating Turkey
just spare a thought for Santa claus
He's been here since two thirty...........

Author notes

This if "Hummed to "Yankee Doodle Dandy" makes a bit of humour ...
Commented on "Little Teddy " by shimmering River.
will comment on other entries when they appear
Written November 27th, 2004

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Childrens • next in list

A contest entry

Christmas With A Twist! by Autumn Whisper. 333 points, ended October 6, 2005, 6 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest

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cutiepie
October 4, 2005
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Many thanks Robert
cutiepie
October 4, 2005
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Glad you enjoyed it Many thanks
cutiepie
October 4, 2005
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Thank you Glad you enjoyed it
Tangled Angle
October 2, 2005
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lol that was funny. heh heh. Great Job and the background for this is awesome.
Autumn Whisper
October 2, 2005
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excellent poem cutiepie, so funny
very creative, i enjoyed it very much, thanx for entering and good luck in the contest
best wishes as always
Shimmering River
robert bolin
October 1, 2005
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This is a funny write and the back ground added to the brilliance of your write and power, Brilliantly written and good luck in the contest,
cutiepie
May 25, 2005
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Glad you enjoyed this xmas poem...
dadizgurl
May 25, 2005
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee this! This si so cool at forst I thoguht it would be a poem about Santa bringing yuo know like cheer to all the girls and biys and bringing lil toys, but no! It was about santa and his belly! I liked it because it is something different that you dont see very often anymore..and hey...Rudoplh warned him!!!
Jessica
cutiepie
December 22, 2004
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Thank you Glad you enjoyed it ....Ho Ho Ho !
Gleto Orica
December 21, 2004
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FantabulousDilemma!!!
Lol...
Very nice, very nice...
needed a good
God Bless ya, take care...
Bugs & Phishes
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Rollypollies & Me!
~Glet rica/C. L. Brandon K.~
AngelSnot...
cutiepie
December 3, 2004
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Thank you Nicole for your kind words I shall certainly pay your group a visit Many thanks for the invite
nicole92st
December 3, 2004
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wow
Wow I really really like all your poems!!!! I can tell you really know what you are talking about! We could use someone like you in our group! please view my homepage and you can see if you want to join! It is a really good group
~Nicole~
cutiepie
November 30, 2004
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Thank you Glad you enjoyed it
CountryDreamer
November 30, 2004
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Teehee... This is cute. I got the tune halfway thru it. Thanks for your comment on mine, and keep on penning. ~CD
cutiepie
November 29, 2004
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Thank you so much I am delighted that you enjoyed this "Ditty" Had great fun writing it
blueangel4u
November 29, 2004
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I love this, that picture is so cute too, you really have a gift, and I thank you for sharing! 's

-Me
cutiepie
November 29, 2004
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Thank you so much for your kind words Mina
cutiepie
November 29, 2004
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Many thanks Sandy it was such fun to write.... way outa my box on this one
mina nagi
November 29, 2004
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Very humorous.... congratulations on winning ... this has made me think that now a days not all houses are built with chimney... so that's another dilemma for Santa... perhaps he'd to sneek in through a back door...lol... thanx for the enjoyable read... keep of penning....
mina
cutiepie
November 29, 2004
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Glad you liked it Had great fun writing it
Sandygram
November 29, 2004
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AMAZING POEM
CONGRATULATIONS, this was so dute. I loved reading it. This deservered to be one of the winners Take care, Sandy
Wizzy Jo
November 29, 2004
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lol love it and the backgrounds cool too and the piccy at the top thanks alot for entering my contest and good luck im judging soon so yopull find how the winners then
Rowena
cutiepie
November 29, 2004
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Thanks pozo glad you enjoyed it
pozo
November 29, 2004
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Lol funny parody, I liked it a lot- the Christmassy nature of this made it shine, excellent write
Keep writing and thanks for commenting on my poem
All the best,
Pozo
cutiepie
November 27, 2004
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lol you are very welcome I had fun writing this...
cutiepie
November 27, 2004
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Glad you like it Many thanks
American Cowgirl
November 27, 2004
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This is very cute and yes I hummed it out loud. It is much better when you hum along and good for a laugh. All in all,I liked this, keep up the good work and thanks for making me giggle.
CinstinnaBlue
November 27, 2004
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Thats so cute! Great idea and wonderful flow.
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