Have a merry little Christmas Robert,
though you are far away from home,
your mom wants to cheer you up,
so I have written you this poem.
I went to the mall to visit Santa,
boy, I loved sitting on his lap,
but as soon as I started talking,
he said, sorry, I have go take a crap.
So I went to look for the perfect present,
that I could send to you,
it would have to be something special,
for a fine brave soldier like you.
My feet were tired walking through the stores,
then finally I saw it staring right at me,
it would be the perfect gift for you,
Christmas morning underneath your tree.
I know you are lonely and how you love girls,
this present will take your breath away,
blowing up a sexy life size inflatable doll,
then enjoy, have a merry Christmas Day.
MERRY CHRISTMAS ROBERT AND ALL OUR TROOPS
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Written November 27th, 2004
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Thank you for the nice comment, I am so glad you enjoyed this poem. Take care, Sandy
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great job i luv this poem funny yet realistic great write!!
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Thanks pozo, I always love to here from you. Take care, Sandy
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Lol, this was a funny poem for your son- I liked it a lot It was wonderfully written and really powerful, great write for your hero son
All the best,
Thanks for commenting on my poem
Good luck in the contest,
God bless,
Pozo
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Thanks for the smile with you comment. I sure missed your wonderful poetry and always welcome amusing comments. over the weekend. Take care, Sandy
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Thank you Michael, I always enjoy your comments. I'm glad it gave you a chuckle. Take care, Sandy
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Carl, love hearing from you. I am glad I could give you a smile. Take care and keep writing, I love your work. Sandy
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Thank you Serena, as always love your comment and love hearing from you. Take care, Sandy
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Thank you steff for the nice comment. I hope you are doing great. Love, Sandy
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Thank you for the nice comment, it is most appreciated. I'm glad it gave you a laugh. God bless your son and all our fine troops. Wonderful contest. Take care, Sansy
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Terrific
I don't know where you get some of these ideas from, but kudos to you. Thanks for the chuckle, I needed that. Take care Sandy and may you always be in His grace.
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This is just too funny and so typical of you Miss sandy. I can always rely on getting a good laugh or getting my heart pricked from you woman. Good luck in the contest. It was nice of you to write this to cheer someone up. I know it made me laugh.
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Lol Great job sandy. I liked it great job very funny. Love Serena*
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hahah -laughs- NIIIIICE sandy! lovely!!! I hope you cheered him up!!!
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Santa had to take a crap???
While you were sitting on his lap??
Well, I don't blame you one darn bit for shopping yourself.
If santa did that to me, well, um, well.... I'd fire him!
Thank you so much for the laugh and this entry! 
Yertweetyness
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