Catholic school girls are the easiest,
they say.
They hike up their skirts so high
for all to see.
They are taught the ways of the holy one:
no sex before marriage,
drugs are bad,
being perfect is good.
Money is the root to all evil,
but donations-
do not count.
We need another volunteer
because this job isn't easy.
So you want to be a catholic school girl--
do you think you're qualified?
I sure wasn't but I was one anyway.
Waking up early each Sunday morning,
to sleep in mass.
All this organization cares about
is the money in the envelopes.
Don't let them fool you,
these catholic school freaks.
They'll brain wash you,
if you let them.
I got out at just the right time,
the venom only half set in.
Author notes
option 3.. kinda my take on being stuck in a catholic school for 8 yrs of my life.
Written October 22nd, 2003
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- Bible Bashing. Oh Come all ye Faithful. by ----michael----.
400 points, ended April 15, 2005, 25 entries
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Excellent may to express your views. I agree about the money, they are greedy and I just saw that donations are up 500% to the local churches because they asked on Sunday to give for the pope. Like they need the money. -
yeah, thats right, uhhh... notablondy (i don't take offense tho, cause i know they r money hungry syndacists, like,.. the holy mafia) but God is good, God is great, and God will judge them as he will judge us. ok...?
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Cheese!...uhhh...I just wanted to say cheese because no one commented on this poem and they should cause it rocks. Not only is it a poem..which ..ya know...is good...but its also kinda true!!!! Anyway...uhh...yeah..I love you!
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