I awaken to the snapping sound of my mind.
i don't like Mondays.
I reach for my rifle and stuff my pockets with ammunition.
i really don't like Mondays.
i climb to the highest window. i search for my target. i see him.
Monday personified.
i fill my heart with hate. hate for Mondays, and everybody in them.
I am going to kill this man. he does not know why, but i do. I'm going to kill him because he is part of Monday. i am going to kill him for all the ruined weekends, all the times I've had to go to work hung over or pissed off. all the times i've been yelled at by my cunt of a boss.
Monday must die
i take aim
i squeeze the trigger...
the faulty ammunition pops quietly as the bullet travels halfway through the barrel, jamming my gun tight.
FUCK! I really HATE goddamn Mondays!
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Written November 23rd, 2004
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A contest entry
- I don by crisstiena.
300 points, ended November 24, 2004, 13 entries
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Good times
Lol, this was funny.
I don't think I've ever met someone who likes Mondays, so you're not alone. I liked how you showed your dislike, trying to kill Monday. Sorry it didn't work. 
Anyway, great poem, and good luck in the contest. -Amanda
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Oh dang blast it and LOL ROFL!!!!
I'm stuck between cursing and laughing hysterically Tahuti! That line with the faulty ammunition just totally caught me off guard, BUT it just also added to the intensity of it all...the hate of Mondays! I love this write of yours my dear and I hope it is a winner! AWESOME WRITE! Thanks for the laughs!
~Nikki~ -
i know... i have an evil streak, dont i?
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holy crap! get it all out!
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Thanks for entering my contest.
Why do most people hate their bosses?
It's a mystery to me...
Great poem. Nice and dark.
Best wishes and good luck. ~ crisstiena
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