I have a shiny slick head,
Smell like roses so red.
I am the greatest of toiletries.
Twist my bottom so tight,
and I'll soar to new heights.
For I am the greatest of toiletries.
Someone pops off my lid,
Underarm, BO to rid.
I am the greatest of toiletries.
Stray hairs sticking to me.
How could this be?
For I am the greatest of toiletries.
I've been rubbed every which way,
Day after day.
I am the greatest of toiletries.
My good smell is low.
Into the garbage I go.
I feel so used.
Author notes
3) YOU ROCK MY MULTICOLORED SOX LIKE
Written November 23rd, 2004
A contest entry
- Make me laugh so hard I pee my pants!!! by BehindTheEyes.
300 points, ended November 27, 2004, 12 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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I personally am an Old Spice kind of guy, but to each their own...
You want to come out smellin like a rose well i am not one to stop you!
This was funny I must say!
Pops -
lol this is really funny. Sometimes it came across as somthing else.
thanks for entering and good luck.
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this is fucked up honey. i like it. made me smile.
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