I found love while riding the light
Talking with this Goddess into the night
We talk each night and most every day
Exploring each other, enjoying our play
Now’s the time to meet my dearest love
This angel fair that has come from up above
As the plane lands at the port, my mind races
I shall be searching for her eyes in many faces
Her huge brown doe eyes I finally do see
And there they are roving right back over me
Our bodies approach, the others seeking to touch
And I happen to notice it’s a little too much
Though happy I am to be wrapped in her grip
Until sliding backward, we fall when we slip
And there exposed to my gaping wonder-lust gaze
Is a bundled up shaft in a cute French cut panty haze
Startled and surprised, my face contorted in fits
I check up top for her motherly mammary bits
Sure enough there they protrude saluting the skies
But back downward wanders my bulging eyes
My mouth open, I’m surely at a loss for a word
Feeling quite dejected at all that I have just observed
I climb to my feet as she/he scrambles about
Heading for the ticket counter I hear “it” shout
Off I do dash with a swift, determined Olympic haste
Now seriously wandering about my personal taste
With ticket in hand I now bolt for my flight
Then finally it ends, this terrible night
Awake I do come, sweating in the middle of my bed
Trying to forget the horrible sights etched in my head
Author notes
Ok folks this is an atempt to be funny and not a shot at any particular group of people. I dont care if you wair a skirt around your neck as long as you dont try to get me to do it! Have fun with it, I did. Thanx G, its all for you.
Written November 11th, 2004
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Very amusing and well written. Man what a sight that would make!
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hilarious
What a great take on fantasy! There in lies the problem with it. The vision that we create in our heads doesn't always play out in real life. Still, I would love to be a fly on the wall. I would probably be laughing so hard that I would fall to the floor only to be stomped on by some pissed off transvestite! Now if you had really dreamed this, I would have oodles of questions for you!
~Michelle~
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You have to admit... that element of surprise is an ass kicker! LOL
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lol nice work, grat choice of words loved it continue to write
~Chelsea~
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No prob JamesK. Im glad you found the humor in it. I appreciate the applause and the comment. Hope you can find some more humor on the site. Galfalfa is a funny one if you havent tried her out already. Have a good one and take care.
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Thanks Steve for having a read through this write. I thought it quite humorous and for sure a possiblity with all the dating services and internet loves going on now days. I cant really claim the fame of actually doing it and thank goodness for that.....lol. I do appreciate the comment and bid you a grand evening. Take care.
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LOL, a truly unique write. I myself was not offended, I hope no one else was seriously, I thought it was rather humourous, especially considering things like that happen rather often. Anyhow, thank you ods much for sharing your words, thoughts, and experiences with all of us here. -
Now that is a great question Sunny Dudley. I have read a many of science fiction books and they all elude to this utopia of online love. I also believe that the brain is the one part of the body that is most stimulated by our five senses. Our memories being tied to certian physical moments and when we experience similiar moments at a later date then we relive the thoughts of the time before. Perhaps in the near future science shall provide us with ways to enjoy the pleasures we seek while visiting cyberspace, afterall our brains would then be the one thing that was stimulated by the whole experience.
Your analysis of the physical familiarity is one that I too have observed to be correct, almost so that you can see the patterns before the actual picture presents itself.
I guess we shall just have to waite and see what the future holds for us all. I tend to place alot of wieght on goals that I want to obtain in life and have learned not to place alot of wieght on others, not having to depend on them for my goals to come to fruit. If we do come up with this way of virtual extasy wouldnt we have to re-define the limits and boundries of our relationships? Whom would be the one to make the calls on that? I dont think I would want to turn in a resume' for that job.........lol.
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I have to fully and whole heartedly agree with you there Bohb. I am sure that I would be taken aback at this situation if I were actually posed with it in real life. Never-the-less I thought it to be quite humorous, keeping in mind that it wasnt I that was actually in those shoes......lol.
I was actually watching a show about prostitution around the states and they had more transvestite call girls/boys than I would have guessed. I think it is one of those niches that exist and those that enjoy it are loyal supporters of it. Thanx for stopping in and having a read through this one. Take care. -
So, what is the answer? Is it possible to find our perfect love in cyberspace, only to see it collapse when thrust into the real world? Grin. Well, judging from my own experience with love and lovers, reality always extinguishes dreams, sooner or later. Physical familiarity breeds contempt, alas.
The new world will provide a virtual reality space where souls can meet in a psychic bed. Given the power of the imagination, maybe it will be bettter than real time sex, procreating something more lasting than human flesh. -
LOL!! A bit of a shocker played out in your dream. Some will say appearences don't matter or "it's the inner person that counts" -- but in some situations, that just don't cut it.
We see this transvestite sensationalism hyped on television, but I wonder how prevalent it is in real-life...not very I'd suppose. A most humorous write with some serious issues hiding in the lingerie. -
LOL........yes dreams do have a way of tweaking our thoughts and how we percieve different things dont they? I do appreciate your lovely words about this write and the person responsible for it. Galfalfa asked if I could come up with something funny and creative so this was what came out of the request. Thank you for reading through this and giving such a beautiful review. I thank you and wish you a good day. Take care.
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Excellent choice of words, I awe struck silence I sit mumbling BRAVO, BRAVO!
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As a serious student of explorations in private fantasies (a vanille girl on the outside, a happy slut where it doesn't show), this brought a wry smile to my face. The trouble with exposing one's maleable inner lusts to reality is probably reality, itself. Who can live up to what occurs in the ring of the mind? Guess we will never stop hoping. ??
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Nah I dont think anyone took offense. Besides for me and galfalfa jawing back and forth at each other....lol. I do so enjoy a conflict of words though, and especially with a mind as sharp as galfs. Once again I do appreciate your kind words on this write and thank you for the pic comment. I thought it went very well with this write.......lol. Take care.
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Okay, come on, people...a penis (or 'bundled up shaft') is just an extended clit. What's the difference!!! So really now, get over it!!!
Great write, HammeR...made me laugh and hopefully no one took offense...great picture!
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Me that man?...why, how daaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrre you!!!!! I'd never wear that shade of lipstick and my eyes don't google like that
Plus you and I don't webcam either nor have I ever met you at the airport ...i don't do the webcam thing with anyone - especially not with married men 
I know it's not a true life experience, but if it was - i hope you know you could confide in me and i wouldn't tease or poke fun at you ever
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Well thank you, I do believe that is the first "super dooper great poem!!!" I have recieved. I might just have to pin that medal to my chest and parade it for a few days.......lol. Just to set the record straight I have never picked up any trannies but only imagine this is how it would be.......lol. I am glad that you got some fun out of this and appreciate your nice comment. Thank you and take care.
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Why thank you kindly for that glowing review on this write. I do appreciate it. Yeah I can see how it would bring to mind that song, I was also thinking of the song "Do you really want to hurt me" by culture club or who ever it was.......George Michals....Wham..............lol. I hope to keep ya enticed and coming around to read. Take care.
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No we didnt webcam............yyyyyuuuuuuuccccckkkk!!!!!! That would be totally gross!!!! I know the picture speaks volumes for this write and this is NOT a true life experience unless you are that man up there.........lol. Hehehehehe, I had to take a jab at ya. You behave yourself and I shall catch you later girl.
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Thank you Catressa and I hope that you didnt break anything while you were laughing. Yeah hopefully they will get a chance to read this and save themselves some time and embarassment...lol. LOL, dinner and a movie and there you are with your arm around "her" or on her thigh and uggh I cant even think about it........lol. I appreciate your very kind comment and thank you for reading through this one. Take care.
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funny as heck dood
omg roflmao this is super funny,i loved it,you did a great job,good flow good humour,great rhyme,all in all a super dooper great poem!!!! i laughed till i cried with this one,you are a great humorous poet!! keep on keepin on,and don't pick up no more trannies j/k nbf
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OMG This is very funny! I really loved it. The flow was really good and the rhymes worked well. Reminds me of the song "Dude looks like a lady"! LOL Very good job on this. I always enjoy your work.
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Yeah but didn't you webcam first? God, that picture is scary
She's even cockeyed too! I had to come back in and have another laugh Thanks for sharing one of your true life experiences - gosh that took a lot of guts! If I wore a hat I'd take if off to you! You'll save a lot of lives with this one - now no one will go blindly to the airport and die from shock
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I am picturing every guy friend who has ever met anyone off the net and choking on laughter so hard here shew oh my stomach hurts... hahahahaha oh oh funny funny great flow, great picture, lord I can't stop giggling.. Gawd how awful better this than dinner and dancing.. da da da up close and rut roo, what is that, do I make you horny baby? Another fit of laughter.. Take Care and be safe, Catressa
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LOL yeah I guess you could say that and I think you said a mouthfull about the scary images.......lol. Or too me at least, and then having to think about it the whole day after you woke up. Thanx for reading and commenting on this write. take care.
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Scary dream, very scary images. I guess you could say she was wearing a dead man's handle.
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Thats me, twisted alright......lol
I do apologize for all those visions in your head but what do you think about my nogin. Yeah you dont want to have a look in there.......lol. Oh the humanity of a sequel, how would one look at thierself in the mirror each morning after writing something like this anyway......lol. Thank you Queen for the cute comment and you take care.
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I love it, pure twisted brilliance . Now i have weird visions dancing in my head. You'll have to write a sequel to this.
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Well thank you for your kind support. I was put up to this humorous tale by another that said I could do it and after much deliberating and many drafts later this is what my feeble mind left on the paper looking back at me like a fatherless orphan waiting for someone to claim them. I thought I should include that comment becuase I know somewhere somehow there will be someone that this offends and they will want to split hairs about it. Let them spend thier time in a tiff, me I have too many other poems to read.......lol. I appreciate you stopping in and having a read through this one. I shall try to keep the keyboard clacking and the writes a coming. Thanx and take care.
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Great Flow, And Funny Ho!
This shows you can write on any topic, and have it turn out great! I like this piece, made me smile, and I agree with your comment at the end as well, just don't try and get me to do it! LMBO! This was a trip, as you are, pen on poet, pen on!
Nice reading ya again, it has been awhile!
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LOL you arent???? Oh ok I shall let that one slide on by with no shoulder shrug Have you ever saw the tv sitcom about Al and Peg Bundy (cant remember the name of it)? That picture reminded me of Peg from the show. I will also have you to know that I have gotten pretty good about putting the seat back down so I would probably have just returned it for a while before I knew what was up.........lol. I thank you for your support and your lovely words. Take care.
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he shines
Lucky for you I'm not the type who'd say "I told you so"
Lots of giggles and laughs here HammeR! I love this! What a pic though ..LOL!
Come on now, if you met this one here at the airport - just one look would've been enough eh? There wouldn't have be any need to have a tumble and see his/her pump handle exposed..lol That has pump handle written all over he/she's face 
Anyways , I'm sure you would've found out when he/she didn't put the toilet seat back down again
It's such a nice feeling to wake up from a dream and to be able to say "Thank god I was only dreaming"! Bravo Sir - Brilliance as per your norm. Thanks for this!
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You got that right macandrew. I dont think I shall have to worry about this but then again in a dream it may be pretty scary....lol. Thanx for reading this one through and commenting on it. Tis appreciated, take care.
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very funny
A very good laugh at your meeting. Even as we drift away from our computer friends and venture out to see them in person we still are never sure what we are running into.
Very funny.
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LOL yes I thought it would be quite detrimental to my already wacked out state of mind......lol. I am glad that you found a few snickers in this, but I thought that I had eaten all of them.....hmmm, I shall have to dig back through here and make sure no more are avoiding my taste buds........lol. Thanks for reading over this kjack, you are too kind with the appluase, take care.
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Damn it, boy, that would be frightening. This was too cute. I honestly don't know what I would do if I encountered a situation like that one. Great job with this. I loved it. Hehehehehe, I am still snickering under my breath. Bravo.
becca
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