The exact same dish,
Same smell of fish,
When you have to piss,
Snake bites after hiss.
The snarling bitch,
Screams high pitched,
When you have an itch,
Drive the vehicle in the ditch,
And after, get pinched.
It is my friend Dill,
Who takes a pill,
And will be ill,
When time comes to kill.
What about the meaning of 'fuck',
Should I worry, Puck,
Or should I swerve to hit the duck,
Or steer toward the buck?
Well enough soon,
Only in a prune,
And in the sand dune,
Will you see a 'coon.
If you are cool,
And use a tool,
By playin' pool,
You will see I'm no fool.
I maybe illiterate, illustrated, ill-artistic, ill-mannered,
But only by descending, depicted, decapable, deserved,
In the eyes of a walking wolf, erratic ears, massaging mop, and a cop on dope,
Only to see that I am smart, sweet, souvenired, and surprisingly surprising.
There is a sign,
That tells time,
When time, it chimes,
Only when you have to dine.
Want to go to a casino,
Or would you say 'no',
Or should we walk in Reno,
Why not ask Kino?
How a night so silent,
Can there be no storm so violent?
Why, the word 'silence',
Can it rhyme with 'violence'?
Author notes
Sorry, but when I wrote this, I found it hilarious!! I hope that you do too! There is no point to this poem, as you see, it's too funny to me to have a meaning such one can get.
Written November 10th, 2004
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I concur! Fun to read..

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