Dear Abby
Today was a very intersting day. I woke up at 11:15 from the usual call from my boyfriend Andy. We have been dating for 10 months and he is the only person I can tell everything and anything to. I can be crazy around him because he truely loves me I can cry around him cause I know he cares and I can just be me around him. Well any ways... He woke me up via cell phone and told me he was gonna be there in 20 minutes and to be ready when he gets there. Well I fell back to sleep. I was up till 4:30 in the morning and really didn't feel like going any where. So he go there, dragged me outa bed, and then it started. I get very angry sometimes. For reason unknown to me. I just started freakin out, and well I started whining really really bad. He was getting really upset cause he had to get job applications and stuff, and I was taking my precious time. Well then I wanted to wear my favorite pants, and they were really really tight, I had to lay on the bed and zip them up, all doing this while whining by the way. I was really uypset by this cause 7 months ago they fit perfect, but ebing as stubborn as I am I wore them any ways cause I am not fat! Just cause they are 2 sizes to small dosn't mean anything! I don't care if I can't breath. So I get done with makeup, even though I still look like a wreak and I jump in the car. Then I start crying. I felt so bad that the pants wouldn't fit I just started crying, I mean balling, and of course him being a guy didn't know what in the hell was going on. So he yelled at me, and told me I wasn't fat, and bought me smokes, so then I shut UP! LOL, yea then we did our errands, he dropped me off, and I went to my room, took the damn pants off, and put my pj bottoms on.
I sat there for like 20 minutes deciding if I wanted to go back to sleep or just watch TV, so I decided to watch some TV, sat there for 2 hours wathing some movie on Life Time, on of those mvies like yea the guy you fucked id the bad guy you dumb bitch, it was great, and then I called My girl Carissa. Talked to her about my shild hood and how funny it was... I was makin her laugh her ass off. I really love to make people laugh it gets things off my mind... Like being fat. So then I decided to spend my last 20 bucks for the next week to take Andy out to the movies, let C-Dawg go, and called the theatre. Saw was playing and C-dawg said it was good so I decided to go and see that. I took a shower, did my self up all hott, and called Andy to come get me
We went to the movies, argued about the popcorn prices cause I didn't have enough for the tickets and pop corn, so I told him I would pay him back tommorow, and he gave in...hehehehe
The movie was the shit, I love it! I wanna make people go mad and ill theirselves it would be great, that was all I thought about throughout the whole movie LOL. If you go and see it, pay close attechin to the dead guy with his brain splattered on the floor hehehehe
Yea so then we went to his sisters, they just moved into a a really nice house and we helped them un pack here and there, and me and his Sister katie talked about her husband, and how he hurt her real bad, *read beautiful girl* Basically he is an ass and that is why she is at a new house with ehr other sister and her boyfriend. But listening to Katy touched me so i had to write a poem about it. I haven't wrote a poem in like 3 months so I was very happy that her story inspried me...
Well I got home, and started writing this... and I had put my favortie pants back on after I got outa the shower, well yea I put PJ's on cause they wer diggin into my tummy, and here I sit after 2 smokes... and a shit load of time entering a contest on the internet that I will most likely not win,a dn i am not saying that out of pity, I am always putting alot of work into shit and it never fucking adds to nothing. So yea that was my boring ass day. I hope you enjoyed it.... and if you don't oh well you life must be better...
Author notes
Poopy....
Written November 6th, 2004
A contest entry
- Life by Abby Eyeball.
450 points, ended November 19, 2004, 10 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Honesty is the best policy. This is an honest upfront piece. I like that you were able to do this. It's like a journal or something, and I love the fact that someone, yes someone, finally was able to write more real and more honest, saying things that is actually happening and taking place in their life. Anyway, I like this. -
My life must be better- that is a HUGE laugh if I don't say so myself
This piece was so real, so honest, don't be surprised if something doesn't happen where you fit into one of the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd categories. I have to say, however, that it almost had a sugar-coated feel to it, as if you were leaving out the gritty-nitty. Maybe I'm all wrong. Maybe this is exactly how your day was, and if so, that is exactly what I like to read!
Great Write
Abby Eyeball
P.S.
Extra brown-nosing points for putting the title as "Dear Abby". It sounds so perfect


