A child had gone out one Halloween night
and suffered a cruel and most terrible fright.
She went house to house, yelling out - "TRICK or TREAT"
while filling her bag with things thought to be sweet.
No one had told her that here in this town
they never had a cavity, a cap, or a crown.
She should have known better, that a town they named Crest
would be filled with Dentists - North, South, East and West.
When she got home that night, she poured out her bag
She turned several colors and started to gag.
What she saw on the table made her scream,"HOLY SH_T!!"
Only dental floss & toothpaste, not an ounce of chocolate!!
Author notes
This is almost too scary for me to imagine. LOL
Written October 28th, 2004
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I didn't include this one but I did enjoy it. Thanks again.
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this is what it's coming to! LOL. I wonder if they have Crest in Europe. I only ever see Colgate.
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Oh my goodness. this is adorable. Too funny. Great piece.
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LOL that would scare the hell out of me
and the rhyming of shit and chocolate was excellent I love it! you did a really good job on this one. 
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Haha! I thought I was the only one who used the expression "Hershey squirts". I don't see anything wrong with rhyming chocolate and sh*. After all, they look pretty much the same, except poop doesn't come shaped like rabbits, or in neat squares. haha (Sorry.)
This gave me a good laugh. What a boring town. Remind me never to visit Crest. Those poor kids. lol
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LMAO@hershey squirts
Edited on Nov 03, 7:21 p.m. because 'cuz i kant speel to goodd'. -
LOL - People don't rhyme those 2 words very often, which is odd, because everyone has heard of the "Hershey Squirts". LOL
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aaagggghhhhh! No chocolate!
That truly is the most terrifying thing that I have ever read! 
I mean it! Don't even joke about things like that! ( 
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Amusing poem...and yes, I've never seen chocolate rhymed with sh-t before. -
That would be a nightmare from hell, but I got such a good laugh from it. It would be horrific for any adult I know, but a kid, geez. I got the sweats just from the thought. Great job on this. I enjoyed the laugh.
becca
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nice poem. i always like to see a humorous poem. i love it. aboslutely love it. keep writing because you are definitley amazing!
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rotlfmao! not only is the story funny, but ya managed to rhyme chocolate with fecal matter
...ok i guess that part's kinda scary 
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OH man... that is the scariest halloween tale I have ever heard!!! that is a tragedy that should not befall any child... I am quakin in my boots at the thought...
susan
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