All women with proud horns;
Push their Ivory at home.
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Written October 27th, 2004
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Well together with title, I get it but it's not an oxymoron unless I'm missing something. Amusing but not an oxy.
Another thing that is amusing me is that I'm posting this comment and you won't see it cause I'm blocked. hahahaha.
Desiree -
Believe whatever you need to believe in order
to salvage any hope of not sounding like an asshat.
I don't give a shit. Super-Cheers!!! -
wow. You're pretty shallow. cheers!
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Love it! Brilliant!
Cheers!
Laura -
"ummm...I really don't get it. And is this supposed to be a haiku or a senryu? which one? cause I thought haikus were supposed to have 3 lines. Anyway, cheers and good luck in the contest."
Either Heaven or Hell is full of these sort of dicks- the only prayer I have is that I don't end up next to one that going to shit me to eternity! I would rather come back as a cochroach and be eaten by the French than have to put up with pedantic farts like this. As for your poem- bend over, although should warn you, we've just run out of KY
David
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funny
Hehe funny! Nice write and i wish u luck in the contest! -
i want one.
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The only thing poor here friend is your
plebian mentality, case in point:
No, a haiku and a senryu can be less than
17 syllabols, and also come in two liners
like this particular contest is asking for.
And how you can be the only one that doesn't
get it? Is well, just damn sad, and blandly
RETARDED, good luck!
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poor
ummm...I really don't get it. And is this supposed to be a haiku or a senryu? which one? cause I thought haikus were supposed to have 3 lines. Anyway, cheers and good luck in the contest. -
hahaha... nice... Other than the laugh it caused... it was whitty and well written, with a nice use of metaphor... somewhat... ha again... nice work!
~Andrew -
funny
this poem/oxymoron thingy is funny. thought you like to know. im really trying to make this longer b/c i need like 54 poits or wsumthing but i guess ill go
thanks for the time really was funny
kj -
I'd say sick and gross, and yet very very interesting. Forgive me for saying I hope you don't win cause I entered the same contest!!!
Abby Eyeball
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Ah...the 99 44/100& pure pleasure found only in bar form.
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Hmmmmm...still visualizing, still visualizing.... very, very, what's the word...disturbing. Disturbingly funny. Giggles.
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haha great.2lines poems.that's fucking ocmplicated.good job!
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you are a sick and twisted little man and if you weren't so darn cute I wouldn't even comment on this lovely piece
delightful 
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haha nice
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