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Vegetarian Bottom Burps...(Adult Humour)(Haiku)

Quorn curry and brown rice
Belch..Burp..Fart..eew smell
Wont cook that again..lol

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Written July 19th, 2002

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  • smee5
    July 6, 2008
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    Haha Gill thats ace!


  • coffee-agh
    July 23, 2002
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    don't touch it!

    Come on baby my fire? Is that the real meaning? Thanx for another blast -tj-


  • July 22, 2002
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    neutral

    roflmao......

    Try boiled eggs ;)

  • WhaleAndWasp
    July 21, 2002
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    don't touch it!

    Lol! thats not adult humor, thats like, 13 year old humor.

    MY kinda humor

  • soulful
    July 20, 2002
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    neutral

    ewwwww


  • Jacob Jesus Escape
    July 20, 2002
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    excellent

    butt barf booger arrrgh
    soup of yesterday s salad
    the ghost of meals past


  • Blushfulmoon silver member
    July 19, 2002
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    don't touch it!

    yuck curry & rice
    vomits loudly lol
    cute Gill~~~


  • Rodney
    July 19, 2002
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    don't touch it!

    DAMN!! What the hell is that smell?

    Cute write, thanx for the laugh.

  • Asif
    July 19, 2002
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    don't touch it!

    lol : ) you made me laugh


  • Manicmuze
    July 19, 2002
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    excellent

    LOL... eeewwwwww


  • NurseChilly gold member
    July 19, 2002
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    Will everyone as Andrew said...please refrain from smoking whilst reading this poem..lmao..~~~GILL~~


  • July 19, 2002
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    neutral

    MMMMMMMM scoop me up some more :)

    light a match im done!!!


  • fantastix silver member
    July 19, 2002
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    don't touch it!

    lol not a vegetarian but I know many who are. :)


  • Nam
    July 19, 2002
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    excellent

    cook it again, cook it again!!!!

    :0)

    Nam

  • NurseChilly gold member
    July 19, 2002
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    lol sheshe..thanks eeeawww still smells here lmao literally..lol


  • July 19, 2002
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    don't touch it!

    vegetarian
    that's me! veggie and ian -
    trumps loudly again :)


    i'm a vegetarian, but that quorn is shite lol :)

  • sheshe143
    July 19, 2002
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    neutral

    he-he!!
    oh how i love haikus!!
    thanx so much for sharing!!!!!
    ::sheshe143::

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