My son asked me why do bullfrogs croak
the question had filled me with fear
for I was not a very smart bloke
I said those sounds come from their rear.
That answer did not satisfy my son
so I had to expand on this tale.
Those sounds from the swamp that sound like a gun
are just frogs that had to exhale.
They inhale through their mouth
BUTT breathing out, is harder to explain.
What enters North will exit South
and cause the frog no pain.
The pain comes to those of us with noses
who are forced to smell this swamp gas.
Frogs that croak, don't smell like roses
because the air comes out of their A$$.
When you see a frog with cheeks puffed out
they must exhale or be blown apart.
Like a whale that needs to blow his spout
"And That's Why Bullfrogs Fart"
Author notes
Written October 18th, 2004
A contest entry
- Stupid Phrases (Contest) by jdollanketo.
300 points, ended November 6, 2004, 19 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Very funny! I loved the explanation of why the frog's cheeks puff out.
Such creativity! I really enjoy rhyming when it's done right, and yours was almost flawless. Super write!
Thanks so much for entering the contest.
~Denise -
WOW I like the way you express your self. LOL this is funny and witty.
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LOL, I can honestly say that I never pass up a chance to write about this subject! I probably need my head examined.
John -
OK this is funny. I must say you have quite a creative way of thinking... I love this and was trying ot come up with something for it, but you have done a whopper that is for sure... Have a great day and good liuck in this contest!!!
Susan -
I love it! This is so funny! What a delightful explanation. Very creative and unique. You certainly told quite the tale for thatdelightful phrase. Great job! Good luck in the contest. 
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