I know but will not tell
you, Aunt Irene, why there
are soap suds in the whiskey:
Uncle Robert had to have
A drink while shaving.
I know but will not tell
you, Aunt Irene, why there
are soap suds in the whiskey:
Uncle Robert had to have
a drink while shaving.
May there be no bloodshed
in your house this morning
of my father's death and no
unkept appearance in the living,
since he will have to wear
the rouge and lipstick
of your ceremony, Mother,
for the first and last time
Father, hello and goodbye.
By Alan Dugan, © 1969, All rights reserved.
Editor notes
The line breaks are guess-timates from a prose rendering.