Toilet Seat Demise
Have you ever been bit by a toilet seat?
Well I got bit by one today!
Hurrying to get back to the room,
Before the doctor came
When all at once the seat just slid
Pinching a piece of my fat leg,
I quickly jumped up to my feet
I’ll leave out what I said........
Sure enough there was a bruise
On the inside of my thigh,
Oh my gosh! That hurt so bad
If I had time I’d cry....
I limped back quickly to the room
And made it just in time
Before doc arrived ,I must admit to
planning “Toilet Seat Demise”
Author notes
No kiddin' guys, really happened 
Written October 13th, 2004
A contest entry
- Ohhhhhhh That Hurt by Juggalo-King.
600 points, ended September 2, 2008, 12 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Share your poems with me by trekkergirl.
550 points, ended November 6, 2008, 174 entries
Silver trophy winner
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What did you think
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This is absolutely funny! I love the title. I love the way it flows. I love the creativity of it. There isn't anything about this poem that I don't like. Thanks for sharing it and thanks for entering it into my contest.
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Thanks so much for the Silver, funny things truly happen in life...its just the matter in which you see them... Thanks again and take care,
Dena
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Nice write. If you think it's dangerous for you, image what us males have to deal with. Best of luck in the contest.
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HeHe! Yes I can just imagine....lol Thanks so much for reading.
Dena -
I can only imagine...lol Thanks so much for reading and your kind words.
Dena
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entertaining
certainly nothing for the ages--haha--but a fun read nonethless. rhyming is tricky--some get carried away with it or use it incorrectly...but this was fun and whimsical. good job!
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Thanks so much for taking the time to read, and for your very kind words. So very glad you liked it.
Dena
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Haha, this is great. I really enjoyed the painful humor. Great job.
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Thanks so much for the kind words and taking the time to read.
Dena
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A humorous little ditty. It made me laugh. I can relate to something like that. Just had a thought in a poem I did. You did good.
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Thanks so much for taking the time to read. some of the funniest things to write about seem to really happen to me..lol thanks again,
Dena
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LMAO!
I read this poem because I saw it was entered in that contest...
Wow..I hope you win...
I was laughing so hard!
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Thanks so much, I'm glad you enjoyed reading it. And thanks for the encouragement. ((hugs))
Dena
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lol
Owwwww sound like it hurt good luck
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oh yea it did...BAD!!!!
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