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dangerous advice

No Inhibitions, not one for flaws
Get over the fear and just jump’m!
A guy likes sex - so give him what he likes
It’s almost as easy as riding your best bike

He’s easy you say, that cheapens the deal
But it very much makes sealing the act
easier than greasing a wheel
With a much much better feel

Forget about seduction - there’s not much to do
Just giver and jump’m, he’ll like you
Given that statement and positioning , who knew
if I had guts and nerves, that idea could have flew

No Inhibitions, not one for flaws
Surprising statements leave me in awes
Get over the fear and just jump’m!
A guy likes sex - so give him what he likes
Maybe next time I’ll trade in my bike…

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strange advice i got tonight...thanks "tips" (bender...?)
Written October 12th, 2004

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  • MsLaDyAvErAgE
    October 13, 2004
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    thiswas funny. I've met a lot of easy guys and gals. I like some one with a challenge though. I have this one friend that hasn't been with nothing but three females one raped him so she doesn't really count. He's such a sweet person because he takes pride in who he gives himself to. All I can say is if I've had quite a few drinks look out! Just kidding.

    LadyRage


  • brodie25
    October 13, 2004
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    jiggles?? jello shots melting?

    hahah getting jumped??? hardly, heart melt?? you gotta be sober and asking me to dance, i'll respect that, though i can't talk too loudly lol, gooday my fellow crazy canuck


  • kryspin
    October 13, 2004
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    melting?

    you wouldnt want to run into a jumper?

    are you drinking to me making your heart melt? o0o0o0o0h!!!


  • kryspin
    October 13, 2004
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    wiggles

    wobbles - just like ridding a bike!

    glad you were amused

  • brodie25
    October 13, 2004
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    beautiful strange

    oh lovely bit of wit, hehehe i wonder where those kind of girls exist, not in the cozy pubs i go to thankfully lol

    that's the first time i've heard a guy called easy, though to state the obvious, why is the shoe on the other foot that girls are the only ones allowed to be easy, drink to that a girl who isn't afraid to make my heart melt

    hehehe one small flaw, giv'er i thought it was spelt that way with an apostrophe... what kind of flaws do you speak of, just out of curiousity, not to look in the gift horse's mouth??? hence the one night stand, you gotta love drunken beautiful strange advice like that hehehe very funny stuff, write onwards

    goodnight

    phil

  • jamiel
    October 13, 2004
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    good

    nice though your rythm is a bit wobbly. funny though.

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