The three men sat drinking at a bar,
Tom, Dick and Harry are all the same,
they all have one thing on their mind,
the one difference is only their name.
They search all night for one moment,
all night their mind is on the score,
their brains are all fussed together,
these three jerks are such a bore.
Their minds are programed for one thing,
from the time these guys were born,
they can never get enough it seems,
even when they are old, tired and worn.
They say it's more fun when their out,
they can spend the night as they please,
at home they beg and fight for it,
they even get down on their bended knee.
When the first one scores that night,
they slap each other on their back,
these jerks watch a football game, at the bar,
while their wives are with Bob, Joe and Jack.
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I read Order Up by masked man
Written October 10th, 2004
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lol, great poem sandygram, I really like this. A good little twist at the end too. Very well done. A great read for me, seeing as it's such a miserable evening in Wales. *sigh* Never mind, at least I'm in the warm and dry
Great poem once again
best wishes as always
Autumn Whisper
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this is pretty funny!!! i liked this. you had a funny image(the bear) too. have a nice day, -slick99
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And these men are all over the place unfortunately! Very clever!
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lol
sounds like some guys I have known. The game most go on. But the ending dod crack me up. I got such a kick out of this
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very witty!
I didn't expect the ending,
very witty Sandy, I really enjoyed it...in fact my son was reading over my shoulder and got quite the chuckle...It's great! All the best and thanks for entering, Many hugs, Ann 
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Thank you Susan for reading my poem and leaving a lovely comment. I appreciate it. It is nice to hear from you. I hope all is well with you. Take care, Sandy
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excellent~
Very cute and clever write
Hubby doesn't go to bars, but we do watch basketball together
Good luck in the contest, I entered too and do hope you come read mine
Hugs
Susan~~~
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Thank you Carl for the nice comment. I guess Tom, Dick and Harry are still waiting for a score, either from the football gane or getting lucky. As always I love hearing from you and appreciate your comments. Take care, Sandy
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What am I too say about this one miss? This is really funny but there is also a sad bit of truth to it. You did a good job here my friend. I like this.
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I guess everyone knows a Tom, Dick or Harry. The Sports fanatics. I guess they could be doing something worse.
Thank you for ths nice comment. Take care, Sandy
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Thank you for the nice comment. I am glad you enjoyed. It is always appreciated. Take care, Sandy
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This gave me a good laugh for the day I know everyone has already said this, but the ending had me on the floor. I think I will have to share this with some friends
Great job!
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Very funny... I loved the twist at the end also. I was definetely not expecting it... keep it up. I hope to also read more poems by you soon... Have a great day! -Jamie (wldchild926)
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Thank you pozo another poem from my memory file. First husband again. When he was home it was sports, sports and more sports.
Take care, Sandy
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Sad but true, there are so many guys like this.Guys must be gorn with a ball inside their head instead of a brain. Thank you for the nice comment. It is always appreciated. Take care, Sandy
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A great poem, especially with the twist at the end
A great poem which made me laugh- I liked the way you wrote it so that I expected something other than what was actual, a good write which challenged my expectation and had great rhyme
Thanks for commenting on my poem I always love your comments
God bless,
Pozo
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Thank you so much for reading my poem and commenting on it. It is most appreciated. Take care, Sandy
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Thanks so much for the nice comment, I don't write many humorous poem. Their names just popped into my brain this morning , I have no idea why. Take care, Sandy
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awesome
I love this poem. Maybe because I use to be married to a Harry, I am now dating Dick and I chat with Tom on line. Naw, really it is well written and has a great twist most woman can relate to. I most defiantly want to read more from you. -
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Well this one made me laugh, actually it`s really good.I like humour from a woman`s point of view, it`s different and sometime more intelligent than what we men write.I will make sure to read more from you
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great poem! at first I wasn't sure where you were exactly going with this but I do like the ending...lol awesome job..keep it up!
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