(to the tune of 'Be a clown')
Be a spy, be a spy
Let's look down, from the sky
Tap the phone, watch the drone
And you'll always have the last throne
.......
(to the tune of Hey Big Spender!)
The minute you talked to your phone
I could see you were a hell of a problem
A real big villain
Real nasty, so unkind
Say wouldn't you like to know what's going on in my mind?
So let me get right to the point
I don't listen in on every cell I see
Hey, big villain
Talk a little more for me
Do you want to have to run?
How's about a life term?
I can show you what you've done
Do you want to have to run, run, run
How's about a life term, term, term
..........
(sigh)
Now I have to kill you
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Written October 8th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- Your Job (Humor Contest) by JennyLee.
300 points, ended October 11, 2004, 10 entries
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Comments
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s'ok, I am old, as they are.
The film with Hey Big Spender in it is 'Sweet Charity' starring Shirley Maclean. I don't recall the other title. -
I am at the decided disadvantage of being unfamiliar with both of those songs. Therefore, I must give you praise for some obviously clever lyrics. I enjoyed your poking fun of the stereotypes of espionage. I liked the ending line. I used to use it all the time when I had a top-secret clearance.
Jennifer -
That was hil-hairy-ass (as said by my friend Kace)
=D -
Well, if you kill me, I'll kill you more! HA! SO I WIN!But anyway... when are you going to marry me in Utah?! I've asked you this like a million times! (excep for the fact that I've only asked you like 6 or 7 times). I love you! Toodle-loo my precious peach!
~Shanna Banana
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