politics is just sex without pleasure
it's getting fucked with no foreplay
it's dull and it's dry and bland beyond measure
and I can't imagine any of them as a good lay
politics is sex with no orgasms
any way that you vote, you're still getting fucked
It's enough to give your sphincter muscle spasms
and they don't send you flowers, or wish you good luck
Author notes
Written October 1st, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- Sex and Politics by Desiree Darkk.
300 points, ended October 5, 2004, 4 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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LMAO! This is friggin awesome! No truer words were ever spoken, definatly adding this to the bookmarks
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good
Too true my friend!!!! -
yeah. well. obviously we kinda of liked this ..
hope you enjoyed your friday night quickie with lisa & desi
we loved it ..
peace,
lisa
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rofl funny
haha, how true is this? I liked this very much and found it quite amusing
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Well said, politics is sex with no orgasm, sex without pleasure, amusing but another one that speaks the truth in a way. Thanks for entering Tahuti, enjoyed this.
Desiree
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Oh, you ROCK baby ha ha ha this is AWESOME
I love it... As I send you a thousand kisses deep
As you rock yourself tenderly to sleep
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Oh my f*'ing lawdy Tahutihotep this is totally awesome, hilarious and absolutely rocks!!!! You have me laughing so damn hard here I am going to pee my dang pants! Oh hun I hope you really bag this one!
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ha thats awesome!
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ROFL So true, so true.
We get screwed no matter who wins.. and what I think is interesting is that being Canadian, I take more interest in the American elections then my own. Whomever is in office in Canada.. They folllow the president anyways, lol.
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Lol... you're right, we all get screwed and don't even enjoy it.
Cute poem, but didn't the rules say only one stanza??? Hurry... go fix it...lol
Dee
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