The Stuck Truck

Me and my boyfriend had been dating for about 4 months. One night we decided to go for a ride around town, becuase there was nothing better to do, and he wanted some and we couldn't do it at my house. I was really sceptical about leaving because my mom was sleeping and she would have probally have been mad if she found out I was going to have sex in the 83 stick shift Dodge pick up, but of course I left anyways!

So here we are driving down the road looking for a place to "do it". I just wanted to go to the "scary Place" (a place that is not really scary but it is by a really old cematary, hence the name scary place) our usual "do it" place... but he had another plcae in mind. The snowmobile trails next to the rail road tracks! I was very scared at first... I mean I had only been down there in well A SNOWMOBILE! Not a Truck! But of course as usuall the smart person the lost the arugument.(me of course)

SO here we are driving down the trail... bumpy itty bump... and well he stopped and said this is good. Ok Ok Fine with me I was thinking... let's just get this over with so I can go back and Watch my TV reruns! SO we "DO IT" and he starts the POS truck up. I told him to just back up and go back the way we came, cause we knew it was safe... BUT NO! Don't listen to the smart one!

We were driving along again... BUMP ITTY... UH OH! We were in a trench! I mean this was a big trench! I am talking 5 feet by 5 feet, and it had rained like cats and dogs the night before! So here we are stuck in a big puddle of mud in the middle of NO WHERE, and our cells were dead!

It was really hard to get outa the truck too! I had Flip Flops on and he had brand new sneakers! So he had to open his door, climb onto the hood and come over to me, adn carry me out of the truck!

So we started walking down the trail... and well we hit a road... so we walked down a little farther... and of course every one was sleeping cause it was the middle of the night! So we srated walking back to the truck thinking we were going to have to walk the rail road tracks to get back home... and guess what!

People we stopped by the trail! We thought we were saved! I ran up to the people, and I heard them yellin so I slowed down! "I need something to wipe with!" A girl hollered! I couldn't belive it! They didn't see the head lights of the truck they had stopped in the middle of no where to pee in the bushes! It was insane! The girl fianlly saw me and pulled her pants up really fast and jumped into the car! "Go Go!" She said... and I am running after the car in my flip flops, and they stopped and I could just smell the boose on thier breath! I told them our situation, and they took us to town.

I went to the bar that my aunt worked at hoping for her to be there... but just my luck no one was there, and the bar was dead! So we waited for some one with a big truck to come... and Finally this guy came in... He had A duramx Dieseal, 35000 that could easily get us out! But you wanna know what he said! I don't wanna scratch up my truck! No lie... this guy had a huge truck, and ropes to help us out... and he didn't wanna scratch the paint! He did take us home though!

So my boy friend ended up staying the night... and he went down to town and found a guy to pull his truck out! We did all this, and my mom, and his parents never found out! Moral of this insane story... DON'T HAVE SEX IN A POS TRUCK IN SNOWMOBILE TRAILS! LOL