She thinks it’s funny
When she takes all my money
Has the nerve to call me "honey"
I swear it man
Cuz she’s out with her friends
She’s never gonna make amends
Oh God, she gives me the bends
God she gives me the bends.
I’m in the dark
She’s left a mark
And that’s the truth
She's so uncouth.
She’s out buying clothes
Like G-strings, and panty-hose
When I don’t even own a bathrobe
I wish I had a bathrobe
She’s always on the phone
Applying for another loan
I wish she’d throw me a bone
Come on, throw me a bone.
I’m in the dark
She’s left a mark
And that’s the truth
She's so uncouth.
Now she’s pregnant again
She sums up living in sin
With a smile pre-dorsal-fin
Like a tiger shark
She wants a wedding ring
She’ll trade it for a weekend fling
As long as I don’t go and sing
As long as I don't go and sing.
I’m in the dark
She’s left a mark
And that’s the truth
She's so uncouth.
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Stop by www.cdbaby.com/horus82
Written September 30th, 2004
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great. I loved the way that you put the words together. NICE JOB! comment on my pomes, and check out them please! -
I always think it's funny when I take my boyfriend's money. That's the whole point of the thing. How else am I going to go shopping?
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I like what you write horus. Yeah, us women,
we are so demanding! Like a tiger shark she
wants a wedding ring, uh oh..stay away..
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LOL...very humorous lyrics, man...don't even have the music yet already tapping my foot to a beat, lol. And although a member of the fairer sex, I gotta say that this does smack of the truth...lol. Nice.
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Indeed.
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maddhatting lies.
not all women want money....okay no, MOST women want money about 2% dont.
no robe? go to a hotel and snatch one.
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I read alot of your stuff, but I never leave comment because I can think of what to say. It's just my mind takes in every word and the somewhere in the back of head I imagine myself on a long road trip listening to your tunes.
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She’s out buying clothes
Like G-strings, and panty-hose
When I don’t even own a bathrobe
I wish I had a robe
We should work on getting you a robe
That made me smile.
One of these days, I am going to have to turn on my speakers at home so that I can hear some of these songs I am always reading. Or maybe I should buy a CD, then I can listen to it in my car
Nicely Done.
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What do all women want? Money to spend, what can I say it's comforting. As for myself ya I spent all his money but the bills were always paid on time and I made sure everything he wanted he had at home, like all his favorite foods and toys... Great piece once again. You seem to have it all.
Edited on Sep 30, 1:34 p.m. because 'I had a brain fart, somewhere in there and lost my trane of thought.'. -
funny
she thinks its funny is a funny poem. I hope she really isnt like that to you -
Very Good
Great lyrics. Shows a lot of emotions and well written. Keep up the good work.
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