Hey everybody,
I'm thinking about writing a book about bodybuilding
but I don't know what to call it.
Here are some of the titles I've come up with so far . . .
From Scrawny to Brawny.
From Twig to Big.
From Girly to Burly.
From Mouse to House.
From Small to Wall.
From Weasel to Diesel.
From Teeny to Meany.
From Knobby Knees to Hercules.
From 98 to Heavyweight.
From Wimpy to Blimpy.
From Deadwood to Redwood.
From Midge to Fridge.
From Powder Puff to Ruff 'n Tuff.
From LaToya to Sequoia.
I'm leaning toward "From Knobby Knees to Hercules".
What do you think?
Feel free to make a suggestion!
Mark
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Written September 29th, 2004
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Funny
Over here we use the world 'arse' a lot, means butt! but you can use ass!
From Lard Arse to Top Class
From Lard ass to Less Mass
Maybe?
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Hey Destiny,
Yeah, I don't know what happened here. Brain malfunction, I guess. lol Thanks for the comments on this and the other ones today. It's always a pleasure to hear from you.
Mark
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behind all the strong truethful,well spoken,sincerity of your words from what I've read, these words show me the humourous side of you. Hhm..Smart,funny,...
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I love this..this is so cute..I like from midge to fridge teh best because midge makes me think of midgets and fridge makes me think of a big harry giant...dont ask me why...it just does....thanx for entering the contest...Rachal
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Okay, you got me. Is that a cool gorilla or what?
Re. your query about putting muscle on knobby knees, actually, one can't put muscle on the patella. The only way to decrease the knee's knobbiness is to build enough muscle around it so that the muscles protrudes further than the knees do. lol
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P.S. Fess up! You just wanted an excuse to use that gorilla animation, right?
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Haha! This was worth it for the comments!
Yeah, I ditto Don.
As for the poem...hmmm, "From Scrawny to Brawny" sounds good to me. And, yes, I was wondering... how do you put muscle on "knobby knees"?
~ Gennelle
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At least it was short!!!!
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Hi DS85,
I'm not really writing a bodybuilding book. This just popped into my deranged mind. It's actually a constant struggle for me to keep some muscle on my own knobby knees. haha
Mark -
I definitely like "From Knobby Knees to Hercules." Hee Hee. A book about body building. Sheesh. You are definitely creative!
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BIG NOT small SAYS IT ALL! lol What a funny one this all is!
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Yes Mark.....
David.... get a life!!!
Don -
ummm I came to this thinking it would make me laugh and it gave me a few chuckles but I came to put my coment here on this page and read your coment above here and well now I am laughing you definatly make me laugh I like hte one youae leaning tword as well.
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Hey, what a surprise! David found a way to bring up his hatred for Bush again, even under a completely non-political piece. I haven't seen such obsession since the movie Fatal Attraction. Can anybody say "Get a life"?
Seriously, though, I'm starting to think you're in love with George Bush. If you'd like me to, I can try and get in touch with him for you and arrange dinner and dancing. Just let me know.
Edited on Sep 29, 1:37 p.m. because 'Had to take out the really mean stuff'. -
How about from Bush to Whoooosh (which is the sound of the earth blowing up in a thunderous Testosterone driven ball of vapour!)
David
Edited on Sep 29, 1:35 because ''.
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