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Freaky Bob Hansen

My neighbor, he scares me.
Freaky Bob Hansen.

He goes,"Hey baby, you're hot!!!!"
Freaky Bob Hansen.

But, what's really scary......
Freaky Bob Hansen.

.....is that he's 41.
Freaky Bob Hansen.

Freaky.

Author notes

I really do have a neighbor named Bob, but his last name is Braun.
Written September 24th, 2004

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  • deathbylove45
    December 8, 2005
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    It's GR8!

    This iz so funny


  • April 10, 2005
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    very funny. with a touch of reality

  • DesJeunesGens
    October 4, 2004
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    hahaaaaaaaaa. i wish *i* had a neighbor named Freaky Bob Hansen.