theme parks can be so boring
but you've decided to turn up the heat
wanna have foreplay in a line for a roller coaster?
you're sure to get the people looking
or how about sex on the actual ride?
first ya gotta figure out how to work
with that safety bar in place
or just hope he has a...
well you get what i'm saying
oo! got the bar up
now you're on his lap
weee're goooing dooooown...
gotta hold on
hey here's an idea!
move with the ride...
get banged from side to side
no, never mind
in he goes...
people cheer or look apalled
as you go faster
your sex gets hotter
oh shit! gotta grab on tight!
the ride's almost over, pull ot!
get the bar down! zip up!
you pull in as people applaud
no one died!
Author notes
here come the cops with their handcuffs ready to take me away...
Written July 2nd, 2002
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don't touch it!
hehehe :) -
I think I was in a weird mood. Thanks for your comment!
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don't touch it!
LOLOLOL that was so funny. i liked it. very nice how related sex can be these days. it like moves me ya know in a sexxy way. lol
good write.
~~*Sean*(whitty4lifeyo)**(whitey4life)=> my other screen names
im finished using the +whitty4lifeyo+ but still got some there
just wish i could have add some sexual humor like yours. hehe -
I've never seen that actually attempted, it was a crazy idea that came to my head.
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excellent
LOL ahh you crack me up...... LOL... people applaud > LOL....
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