The Lost Short Order Cook

I took my boss, a short order cook, out to haves some beers,
he thought it was just a  night to have a little fun,
all day at work steam poured out of his ears
always screaming at me, now look what you've done.

I decided, I've taken enough of his crap,
he has screamed at me for the very last time,
I'll take him out and get him  so drunk,
payback is a bitch, his ass is mine .

He was having a great time chugging down the beers
he kept falling off the stool onto the floor,
then around midnight he wanted to go home,
he said with a slur, hey I can't find the door.

He passed out in his car, light bulb goes on in my brain,
I had put some womens clothes a Blond wig in my trunk,
I changed his clothes, he was looking real sweet,
I dumped perfume on him, he smelled worse then a skunk.

I took him to the truck stop looking for a truck driver,
he had to be big and unshaven and look real mean,
I paid the trucker to take him for a ride,
to this day that short order cook has never been seen.